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re: To all you offshore folks on Hercules rigs...(NSFW)

Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:41 pm to
Posted by lsugradman
Member since Sep 2003
9014 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:41 pm to
...and this is why Hercules is going bankrupt
Posted by daltonvol
Member since Nov 2014
592 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:41 pm to
Yeah, they told us not to masturbate in the showers. My roommate told me not to masturbate in our room. I had to take a class after masturbating in a "public place."

I swear to gawd I couldn't jack off anywhere, so I drove to the nearby mall to masturbate furiously in the Belk bathroom a few times a week. Colleges need to start installing some gotdam pipes that can handle semen.
Posted by Lacour
Member since Nov 2009
32949 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:43 pm to
And someone says the baw word isn't used any longer.
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
12542 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:43 pm to
quote:

Colleges need to start installing some gotdam pipes that can handle semen.



They live in the sorority houses.
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19448 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:45 pm to
Budget cuts. Be thankful you have a job and wait til you get back on land to whack it
Posted by LSUTigers9458
Member since Nov 2012
1375 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:49 pm to
Well for those of you who are complete fricktards, it is "INCs" not "INKs". INCs would be short for "Incident of Non Compliance".
Posted by toddzilla
Gulf of Mexico
Member since Nov 2012
1596 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:56 pm to
quote:


Well for those of you who are complete fricktards, it is "INCs" not "INKs". INCs would be short for "Incident of Non Compliance".



Does BSEE get paid extra for doing jizz patrol?
Posted by lsugradman
Member since Sep 2003
9014 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 8:03 pm to
Maybe they should start collecting all the rig jizz and use it as LCM
Posted by Charlie Arglist
Wichita, Kansas
Member since Nov 2012
5550 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 8:09 pm to
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To all you offshore folks on Hercules rigs..


I thought all of that was flushed into the Gulf to feed the Sperm Whales.....
Posted by Goalman34
Ruston, LA
Member since Sep 2013
512 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 8:26 pm to
After wifey having my kids, I conducted extensive testing of shower plumbing. I can say without a doubt that semen DOES NOT affect the pipes.
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