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The things kids say

Posted on 1/25/20 at 6:24 pm
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
50490 posts
Posted on 1/25/20 at 6:24 pm
My wife was massaging my foot earlier and I said “can you get the ball of my foot?”.

Well the kid heard that and started saying “yea mom, massage dads balls”!




We stopped laughing five minutes later and now we’re hoping he doesn’t go to school Monday telling them that his mom massaged his dads balls!!

What’s your funny “things kids say” story?
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
196294 posts
Posted on 1/25/20 at 6:25 pm to
your kid said something about your wife sucking my balls


that kid is hysterical

no way he's yours
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
11123 posts
Posted on 1/25/20 at 6:26 pm to
Mine said STTDB. He asked why Braxtyn and Jaime Lynn’s dad is a beta cuck and gets offended by Neck
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 1/25/20 at 6:28 pm to
quote:

We stopped laughing five minutes later


You were laughing at your kid. She was laughing at the thought of touching your balls.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
196294 posts
Posted on 1/25/20 at 6:29 pm to
she knows its not his kid
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