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re: The great zombie manifesto... part 2.. i guess??!!
Posted on 4/2/08 at 12:01 pm to Rickety Cricket
Posted on 4/2/08 at 12:01 pm to Rickety Cricket
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So you're saying the field would be the last line of defense?
Yes, and remember it's a fiery moat. So if they ever broke through the defenses in TS (which I laugh at, btw), we set it on fire and take cover on the field. It buys us enough time to GET TO DA CHOPPA and get the frick outta there.
I wish the original GZM was still alive so ya'll could see how intricately we've planned this out...
frick you, Chicken.
Posted on 4/2/08 at 12:01 pm to LSUBoo
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These zombies are slow... they will catch the other zombies on fire and it will be like a big zombie BBQ.
Wait, are these original Dawn of the Dead zombies or remake Dawn of the Dead zombies? Cause the new ones are fast!
Posted on 4/2/08 at 12:01 pm to chip207
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I still have a few of those
Posted on 4/2/08 at 12:02 pm to Tygerfan
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zombies don't know how to shoot guns.. they only know how to eat brains.
Correct.
Again, Night of the Living Dead zombies. Not Dawn of the Dead zombies.
Posted on 4/2/08 at 12:02 pm to LSUBoo
Posted on 4/2/08 at 12:02 pm to LSUBoo
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CocomoLSU
But how would you go about getting a hovercraft? You would initially have to use your own car. And you'd be limited to what was in your gas tank.
The 18-wheeler setup was good, but you'd need someone with welding capabilities and the supplies to do it. I'd recommend getting a hold of a military Stryker:
Posted on 4/2/08 at 12:03 pm to TigerNutwhack
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If they don't, a moat of water would be a bigger liability than a help, because a zombie could just wander around in it and surface unexpectedly.
The problem with water and zombies is that their bodies are partially decomposed. So they will likely float. If, however, we had sharks in the moat (outside TS), they would eat anything that stepped into the water. Cuz flesh is flesh to a shark.
Posted on 4/2/08 at 12:04 pm to CocomoLSU
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Correct.
Again, Night of the Living Dead zombies. Not Dawn of the Dead zombies.
Ah, ok. So slow zombies. That obviously makes things a lot easier.
Yeah, fast zombies are pretty much the end of the world.
Posted on 4/2/08 at 12:04 pm to Rickety Cricket
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This post was edited on 4/2/08 at 12:12 pm
Posted on 4/2/08 at 12:04 pm to Rickety Cricket
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CocomoLSU
I feel that I've got some good ideas to bring to the table. I respect your intricate planning, as any good strategist would. My only suggestion would be a beefed up outer security perimeter around the stadium itself. I mean we wouldn't have shite else to do, why not?
Posted on 4/2/08 at 12:04 pm to TigerNutwhack
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Would they ever get so damn tired and frustrated of trying to get into TS and just start eating their zombie friends?
No. They thrive on warm brains.
Zombies are dead. I.e. not warm.
Posted on 4/2/08 at 12:04 pm to Longbaugh
quote:That's ridiculous. Please shut up and let them work
What about Chuck Norris? There's no need for a moat, or guns, or even flamethrowers if you get Chuck Norris. He'll just throw a roundhouse kick and destroy all of the zombies.
Posted on 4/2/08 at 12:05 pm to Rickety Cricket
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But how would you go about getting a hovercraft? You would initially have to use your own car. And you'd be limited to what was in your gas tank.
No, we have helichoppers.
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The 18-wheeler setup was good, but you'd need someone with welding capabilities and the supplies to do it. I'd recommend getting a hold of a military Stryker:
There was a vehicle built for the movie, so we use that one.
Posted on 4/2/08 at 12:05 pm to Bengal
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Who all seen da leprechaun? Say Mini-Mall!
A combination of my two favorite online videos
ETA: back to the business at hand
This post was edited on 4/2/08 at 12:07 pm
Posted on 4/2/08 at 12:06 pm to Longbaugh
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What about Chuck Norris? There's no need for a moat, or guns, or even flamethrowers if you get Chuck Norris. He'll just throw a roundhouse kick and destroy all of the zombies.
Leave this thread. Immediately.
Posted on 4/2/08 at 12:06 pm to CocomoLSU
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There was a vehicle built for the movie, so we use that one.
Gotcha. But what do you think about the Stryker? Good choice, no?
Posted on 4/2/08 at 12:06 pm to CocomoLSU
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The problem with water and zombies is that their bodies are partially decomposed. So they will likely float. If, however, we had sharks in the moat (outside TS), they would eat anything that stepped into the water. Cuz flesh is flesh to a shark.
Sharks are not safe from zombies. Watch this footage a scuba diver caught.
LINK
Posted on 4/2/08 at 12:07 pm to Rickety Cricket
quote:How are you gonna procure a late model vehicle from the military?
Gotcha. But what do you think about the Stryker? Good choice, no?
Posted on 4/2/08 at 12:08 pm to Longbaugh
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What about Chuck Norris?
Bruce Campbell would have maybe been acceptable.
Posted on 4/2/08 at 12:08 pm to Bengal
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How are you gonna procure a late model vehicle from the military?
I would say the odds are just as good or better than obtaining a hovercraft. Maybe they have some up at Ft. Polk? As well as a stocked arsenal.
ETA: you would have to use a chopper, getting there by road would be too risky.
This post was edited on 4/2/08 at 12:09 pm
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