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Spontaneous human combustion: true or false?

Posted on 12/23/15 at 7:49 am
Posted by Rex
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Posted on 12/23/15 at 7:49 am
Now, my favorite Dickens novel is "Bleak House" in which he wrote SHC as the cause of death of a heavy drinker, and inasmuch as I love and respect the moral and historical authority of Dickens I'm just going to have to go ahead and accept his written word that the phenomenon is real. Conveniently, it's also how I WANT things to be. The hope that some humans will combust by their own lifestyle choices is very pleasing.
Posted by baybeefeetz
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Posted on 12/23/15 at 7:50 am to
I wish this thread would combust.
Posted by X123F45
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Posted on 12/23/15 at 7:50 am to
I exploded in your mom last night.

In your dad too.
Posted by LucasP
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Posted on 12/23/15 at 7:51 am to
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Dickens


His dad went to debtor's prison.
Posted by Rockbrc
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Posted on 12/23/15 at 7:53 am to
I hope so
Posted by Rex
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Posted on 12/23/15 at 7:53 am to
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His dad went to debtor's prison.

It's where Donald Trump would be under the same system. The Don is the very first person I considered when SHC came to mind.
Posted by CadesCove
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Posted on 12/23/15 at 7:55 am to
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The Don is the very first person I considered when SHC came to mind.


What lifestyle choices of his are contributing factors to SHC? Or, are you just leaving a list for Santa?
Posted by Errerrerrwere
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Posted on 12/23/15 at 7:56 am to
I was reading the other day about Rex, who he was, and why he pisses off the OT.

I see the light now and everything is full circle.

Posted by Rex
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Posted on 12/23/15 at 7:56 am to
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What lifestyle choices of his are contributing factors to SHC?

You don't agree that he's combustible?
Posted by CadesCove
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Posted on 12/23/15 at 8:01 am to
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You don't agree that he's combustible?


Inflammatory is more like it.
Posted by BRgetthenet
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Posted on 12/23/15 at 8:01 am to
It's been disproven over and over.
Posted by terd ferguson
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Posted on 12/23/15 at 8:02 am to
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In your dad too.


Posted by Rex
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Posted on 12/23/15 at 8:03 am to
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It's been disproven over and over.

Oh yeah? How?
Posted by cuyahoga tiger
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Posted on 12/23/15 at 8:04 am to
Does Rex wake up every morning and see how many shitty topics he can bring up?
Posted by BRgetthenet
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Posted on 12/23/15 at 8:04 am to
Lots of studies have been done.


Do a little research.
Posted by Rex
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Posted on 12/23/15 at 8:07 am to
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Lots of studies have been done.


Do a little research.


Really? On live humans?
Posted by BRgetthenet
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Posted on 12/23/15 at 8:10 am to
If you'd done 15 seconds of research, your question would have been answered.
Posted by Rex
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Posted on 12/23/15 at 8:13 am to
I've done 15 seconds of research and I see no studies. I do see many documented occurrences, though.
Posted by BRgetthenet
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Posted on 12/23/15 at 8:15 am to
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occurrences



Alleged.
Posted by Rebel
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Posted on 12/23/15 at 8:17 am to
You saw it on Real People back in 1979 so you believe it.

You need 3 things for combustion. Humans can't produce one of those things.

Don't ask me how I know, but it's quite difficult to burn a body.
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