re: Some schools across the country are closing for the solar eclipse in April — here's why

Look man, in these situations where you’re trying to predict the future and dealing with the safety of children, you don’t need a perfect reason, or even a great one; just one with some rationale basis.

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Look man, in these situations where you’re trying to predict the future and dealing with the safety of children, you don’t need a perfect reason, or even a great one; just one with some rationale basis.

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And the rational, imperfect reason they gave? The chillren are dumb and can't be trusted not to stare directly at the sun.