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re: So my ex (22) is dating a 17 year old high school junior

Posted on 4/11/16 at 2:21 pm to
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 4/11/16 at 2:21 pm to
Let's see:

He eats her poontang, you didn't.

He reaches her cervix, you didn't.

He's forbidden fruit, you're an old banana, discounted for quick sale.

That's zero for three, she'd be stupid to have stayed with you.
Posted by Dick Leverage
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Posted on 4/11/16 at 2:58 pm to
Posted by ManBearTiger
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Posted on 4/11/16 at 3:16 pm to
quote:

No, but she told me about her new "soul mate" but wouldn't tell me anything specific. Although, in this day and age it's incredibly easy to find information.

FWIW, our relationship was short and toxic from the beginning. She is pretty damn sexy though.

Also, her gay best friend and best girl friend are all still in high school. And she still goes to her high school basketball games. Hmm, it's quite odd now that I think about it.



So what you're saying is that she's still in highschool and you're trying to lay down a preemptive legal defense that you didn't know she was underage?
Posted by Asgard Device
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Posted on 4/11/16 at 3:28 pm to
The kid in my high school that banged the only remotely attractive teacher at our school was known for his freakishly large dong. It was assumed that was what she was after.
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