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re: **Saturday lunch thread...Pet fart edition**

Posted on 12/13/25 at 2:13 pm to
Posted by Kcrad
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Posted on 12/13/25 at 2:13 pm to
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What are the people in Plano protesting? ICE?
They're protesting Moslems at a huge mosque. It's the area where they were going to build a city for Moslems only until Texas said no way, Jose. It's about 50 people or so. The guy doing the video dropped his pistol right in front of a cop. The cop was fine with it, Texas.
Posted by TexasTiger33
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Posted on 12/13/25 at 2:14 pm to
iwei



but I'm full


Mimosa 8
This post was edited on 12/13/25 at 2:14 pm
Posted by TexasTiger33
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Posted on 12/13/25 at 2:15 pm to
That's because The Great State of Texas is a constitutional carry state.

Police officers there make about $100k salary and are required to have college degrees
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 12/13/25 at 2:16 pm to
You are SO funny....

Does the entire litter get you a gift together or a bunch of separates?
Posted by Kcrad
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Posted on 12/13/25 at 2:20 pm to
mplc, how are you on this fine Saturday?
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 12/13/25 at 2:25 pm to
Podnah, I'm doing all right. Just chilling (literally and figuratively) in the mountains. About 3-4 inches of snow on the ground.

Getting a few things done at the house. There is one VERY sad thing though...

Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Posted on 12/13/25 at 2:26 pm to
Hey BF!!!

You can’t eat my lunch bc it is now gone

Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Posted on 12/13/25 at 2:28 pm to
quote:

They're protesting Moslems at a huge mosque.
oh ok - carry on

quote:

Texas said no way, Khalid
fifTX

quote:

Texas
we need an emoji with a TX flag
Posted by Kcrad
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Posted on 12/13/25 at 2:30 pm to
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There is one VERY sad thing though
Let me cheer you up; Juan the dishwasher dipped his nuts in the hollandaise sauce.


ETA: There's now a few hundred protesters.
This post was edited on 12/13/25 at 2:32 pm
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Posted on 12/13/25 at 2:30 pm to
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Does the entire litter get you a gift together or a bunch of separates?
uuuhhh - apparently I’m difficult to shop for so usually I get diddly squat

Even though I have more hobbies than God, no one knows what to get me
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 12/13/25 at 2:34 pm to
That is vv uplifting....

I was going with there are very few birds up here in the winter... So no chirping or spirit-raising stories to pass along. And if I put out bird seed in the feeders in the yard, the bears come along and tear them down and eat all the seed and chew up the bird feeders....
This post was edited on 12/13/25 at 2:39 pm
Posted by Kcrad
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Posted on 12/13/25 at 2:34 pm to
I'd get you a bag of Jacklinks beef jerky.

I'm hungry rn.
Posted by TexasTiger33
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Posted on 12/13/25 at 2:35 pm to
still better than that beanie weenie or vienna sausage or tuna in a can you had for lunch chump

go play with your pussy
This post was edited on 12/13/25 at 2:42 pm
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Posted on 12/13/25 at 2:36 pm to
I bought #4 this, it’ll help his farting:

Posted by TexasTiger33
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Posted on 12/13/25 at 2:36 pm to
quote:

we need an emoji with a TX flag
I'm the only real Texan here
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Posted on 12/13/25 at 2:38 pm to
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I'm the only real Texan here
lol you can think that
Posted by TexasTiger33
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Posted on 12/13/25 at 2:40 pm to
lol I've lived here my whole life

having a parent from Texas doesn't make you Texan

growing up and living here does
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 12/13/25 at 2:42 pm to
The miserable family failure (RealTexan 33) is on edge early today... Must be hungover from sitting in the dark drinking by himself last night. What a lonely existence...
Posted by TexasTiger33
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Posted on 12/13/25 at 2:44 pm to
i didn't drink last night i have covid

i never drink by myself

family failure? LMAO


you have no fricking clue how much money I make my parents and ultimately myself thru their investments

what the frick did you do for you parents? probably just take take take

fgt
This post was edited on 12/13/25 at 2:44 pm
Posted by Kcrad
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Posted on 12/13/25 at 2:45 pm to
The marsh crows were second lining earlier. i don't know if it was a funeral or they were just headed to the dumpster behind Rouses.

GRT--here's the livestream of the protest if you're interested




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