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Rhode Island Man making a run at Florida Man

Posted on 10/8/21 at 1:05 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
102436 posts
Posted on 10/8/21 at 1:05 pm
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Two Rhode Island men have reached a civil settlement with federal prosecutors over charges that they knowingly discharged a flare gun at a wedding celebration, sparking a "needless and expensive maritime search and rescue operation off the coast of Block Island."

On the evening of June 6, 2020, Perry C. Phillips and Benjamin C. Foster set off in a skiff towards the Breezy Point area of Block Island, where a friend was holding a wedding reception. They had borrowed a flare gun in advance of the trip. When they reached the scene, they set off three flares. "At least one of the two knew at the time that the flares were a maritime distress signal, and both understood that it was improper to use them as they did," prosecutors said. 

Phillips and Foster returned safely to shore, but bystanders spotted the flares and reported the distress signal to the local harbormaster, who alerted the Coast Guard. Following protocol, the USCG launched an hours-long search operation with two helicopters and one patrol boat. 

As there was no legitimate distress, the search found no victims. However, the cost was quite real: The Coast Guard's direct operating cost for helicopters runs in the range of $5,500-7,000 per hour, not including support costs. 

Sending a false distress signal and causing the Coast Guard to make a needless search is illegal, and it carries the potential for civil or criminal penalties. Under the agreement, Phillips and Foster admitted to wrongdoing and agreed to pay a civil penalty of $10,000 to resolve the case. 




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Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
20591 posts
Posted on 10/8/21 at 1:07 pm to
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Two Rhode Island men have reached a civil settlement with federal prosecutors over charges that they knowingly discharged a flare gun at a wedding celebration


Just dumb.
Posted by Untethered
Member since Aug 2021
28 posts
Posted on 10/8/21 at 1:10 pm to
Florida man laughs at this. His title is safe.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
86904 posts
Posted on 10/8/21 at 1:16 pm to
This definitely won't unseat Florida man
Posted by angryslugs
Member since Apr 2008
10986 posts
Posted on 10/8/21 at 1:43 pm to
Yesterday while driving down the highway, Florida Man masturbated in front of two women who were in another car. His title is safe.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
117918 posts
Posted on 10/8/21 at 1:47 pm to
So people are fricking morons.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
44445 posts
Posted on 10/8/21 at 1:48 pm to
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Florida man laughs at this. His title is safe.
Florida man would've shot the flare from his arse-crack.
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
15297 posts
Posted on 10/8/21 at 1:52 pm to
Florida man shoots flares at his drunk, naked friends for target practice

Rhode Island man ain't got shite on that
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