re: Reasons for Missing a Flight

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It's like laying pipe, but with a little dick? 

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This is what i thought too

I've never missed a flight.

I'm one of those people that will get to the airport at least 2 hours before a domestic flight and 3 hours before an international flight.


I get wayyyy too stressed out if I'm running late, especially when flying. I love to read so it's nothing for me to be at the airport too early and just sit at my gate or a coffee shop near the gate and relax and read.


And why do men take so long to poop?

Never took a dump that lasted longer than it takes to preboard the geriatrics with their walkers.