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re: Rapture 2020 Mega-thread
Posted on 1/26/20 at 5:18 pm to magildachunks
Posted on 1/26/20 at 5:18 pm to magildachunks
Hunt and fish year round, protect my family, reproduce, educate all my children in the ways of the lord.
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Posted on 1/26/20 at 5:52 pm to magildachunks
I'm bout to start investing in some magic potions and snake oil... I want to corner the market.
Posted on 1/26/20 at 5:54 pm to Jumbo_Gumbo
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educate all my children in the ways of the lord.
If you're left here, then the Lord doesn't want you.
I'd say go Buddhist at that point.
Posted on 1/26/20 at 5:58 pm to magildachunks
But what if He was about to take you with him but then you turned Buddhist.... Just bad timing?
This post was edited on 1/26/20 at 5:59 pm
Posted on 1/26/20 at 6:00 pm to magildachunks
I will be in heaven with the other Elect. So long, suckers!
Posted on 1/26/20 at 6:02 pm to magildachunks
Pretty sure the rapture doesn't work like that. The 4 horsemen thing you're going for doesn't occur until the rapture has already happened.
Posted on 1/26/20 at 6:03 pm to magildachunks
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If you're left here, then the Lord doesn't want you.
If you see the error of your ways and become a tribulation saint, you can still be redeemed. But it's a hard, hard road. Better to catch the first go round.
Posted on 1/26/20 at 6:55 pm to Jim Rockford
Yeah...if you’re still here after...better weapon up against some 9 levels of hell type shite. What that means I don’t have a clue.
I will say this...if I’m still here after...I’m heading straight to LA to take out the Kardashians. That should earn me some tribulation street cred.
I will say this...if I’m still here after...I’m heading straight to LA to take out the Kardashians. That should earn me some tribulation street cred.
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