re: Random dude things that every dude has done at some point

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Jerk off onto the remote in hotel rooms. Yes you did.

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100% have not, nor have I even thought about such.

I’m not a guy, but growing up in the country, I came to the realization that every guy cherishes the opportunity to pee off a bridge. I think I’ve observed a large enough sample size (from a distance) to call it a universal male trait.