Plane Ride From Hell

“Vince at the time was chartering flights. We weren’t on commercial flights – we’d rent a whole plane. We had a 747 – all ours. Meaning [not only] all the wrestlers [but also] the TV crew. So we have every cameraman, all the girls that make the costumes, tour managers, everybody – a full plane of WWE people.

Now with that comes – and I bet you Vince has not done it since – a full and open bar. And what I mean by that is…a plane filled with alcoholic wrestlers at the end of a grueling tour. So think about it…it’s like the last day of school…”



“It was brewing…everybody had their different little deals they were doing…some people were doing GHB [Gamma-Hydroxybutyric acid], getting pilled-up – whatever, you know…

You could buy [GHB] in the health food store. It was legal, so that was the reason everyone was doing it. But it…fricked…you…up…”

Events started out more or less innocently when Curt Hennig and Scott Hall got hold of shaving cream canisters and proceeded to run around ‘tagging’ multiple individuals with the contents. Goofy stuff. But more serious was to come.

“Then f****n’ Flair comes out in his robe…” “…nothing on underneath…”

“Sixty-year-old man, junk flying everywhere. Going up to the stewardesses, ‘C’mon sweetheart! [flashes open robe] ‘WOOOOO!!!'”

“You had Scott Hall too…out of his mind. Completely out of his mind, shimmying and shaking…” Hall didn’t last long on the flight before slipping unconscious.

In the harassment allegations, attendant Doyle claims Hall slobbered on her face before telling her he wanted to ‘lick her p***y.’ He told Cappellano to ‘Suck his d**k.’ Then he passed out – so deeply in fact, that people had to check his pulse to see if he was still alive.

“Michael Hayes almost pissed on Linda McMahon. He was all fricked up – trying to whip his d**k out [stooped over, tugging at his trouser zip] He doesn’t know it’s Linda – he thinks he’s at the f****n’ bathroom. He’s like… [Hayes’ voice] ‘Wait a minute…wait a minute…

Brock Lesnar and Curt Hennig went at it so hard [Lesnar shot in and drove Hennig so hard into the side] that they almost popped open the emergency exit – twenty-five, thirty thousand feet in the air…people [among them: Dave Finley, Triple H, and Paul Heyman] had to separate them.”

“The [plane ride from hell] flight was about seven hours in length and at times was low-lighted by a handful of people who consumed too much alcohol and consequently acted like children whose parents were away and left the liquor cabinet unlocked. The conduct of this inebriated minority was unacceptable and will not be tolerated. Procedures have been put in place to ensure such conduct does not occur in the future.”

Imagine Hayes going “doot doot doot” while whipping his dick out to Linda.