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re: 'Penis Fitbit'

Posted on 2/27/25 at 10:18 am to
Posted by Neauxla_Tiger
Member since Feb 2015
1985 posts
Posted on 2/27/25 at 10:18 am to
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I'll probably wait for the refurbished ones to hit the market so I can save a little money.


This unit shows signs of wear, but otherwise in working condition. It has been cleaned of the prior user's jizz and has been personally tested for functionality by our team"
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
66561 posts
Posted on 2/27/25 at 10:23 am to
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How does it get data?

Cock ring?

arse dildo sensor?



Kinky
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
47078 posts
Posted on 2/27/25 at 10:23 am to
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Yes let me attach an electrically powered radio signaling technology to my penis. Nothing can go wrong

Not only that, but I already know when I have an erection.
Posted by TD422
Destrehan, LA
Member since Jun 2019
693 posts
Posted on 2/27/25 at 10:54 am to
If my dick could write its own fitness reports, I'd be charged with 11,428 cases of assault & battery. FML.
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
10226 posts
Posted on 2/27/25 at 11:22 am to
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men in their 20s


Wrong metric, it's for men that aren't married.
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