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re: 'Penis Fitbit'
Posted on 2/27/25 at 10:18 am to MRTigerFan
Posted on 2/27/25 at 10:18 am to MRTigerFan
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I'll probably wait for the refurbished ones to hit the market so I can save a little money.
This unit shows signs of wear, but otherwise in working condition. It has been cleaned of the prior user's jizz and has been personally tested for functionality by our team"
Posted on 2/27/25 at 10:23 am to Cosmo
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How does it get data?
Cock ring?
arse dildo sensor?
Kinky
Posted on 2/27/25 at 10:23 am to Upperdecker
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Yes let me attach an electrically powered radio signaling technology to my penis. Nothing can go wrong
Not only that, but I already know when I have an erection.
Posted on 2/27/25 at 10:54 am to The Torch
If my dick could write its own fitness reports, I'd be charged with 11,428 cases of assault & battery. FML.
Posted on 2/27/25 at 11:22 am to PNW_TigerSaint
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men in their 20s
Wrong metric, it's for men that aren't married.
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