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re: Official Friday Lunch Thread: Ready for a Long Weekend

Posted on 8/31/18 at 12:38 pm to
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74595 posts
Posted on 8/31/18 at 12:38 pm to
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i dont pee in the kitchen sink..just the bathroom sink


Does your bathroom not have a functioning toilet?
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 8/31/18 at 12:39 pm to
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Does your bathroom not have a functioning toilet?


Look, we just got him to stop doing it in his pants, ok?
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 8/31/18 at 12:39 pm to
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I try to only pee outside


He will also walk to the road in his boxers. I think I married Eddie from National Lampoons
This post was edited on 8/31/18 at 12:40 pm
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74595 posts
Posted on 8/31/18 at 12:40 pm to
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live with someone who will bypass the bathroom just to pee outside


That’s not an option in my neighborhood.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 8/31/18 at 12:40 pm to
quote:

Does your bathroom not have a functioning toilet?



just a bidet....to clean my arse
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17446 posts
Posted on 8/31/18 at 12:40 pm to
Still see nothing wrong lol
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74595 posts
Posted on 8/31/18 at 12:40 pm to
quote:

Look, we just got him to stop doing it in his pants, ok?


Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 8/31/18 at 12:41 pm to
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I’m in a messy bun with minimal makeup quite often


Oh I am too but my legs are shaved and my nails are done.
This post was edited on 8/31/18 at 12:41 pm
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74595 posts
Posted on 8/31/18 at 12:41 pm to
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just a bidet....to clean my arse


After sex I’m guessing.
Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
59322 posts
Posted on 8/31/18 at 12:41 pm to
Chicken alfredo and water.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
114938 posts
Posted on 8/31/18 at 12:42 pm to
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I'd be upset if I started seeing burnt spots on the lawn though!


The trick is to move it around. I piss starting on one side of the porch, then move down a little the next time... repeating each new piss. Then I'll start over at the beginning.
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 8/31/18 at 12:42 pm to
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Still see nothing wrong lol


At least he doesn’t come poot in the bathroom while I’m in the tub.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74595 posts
Posted on 8/31/18 at 12:42 pm to
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legs are shaved


My wife informed me the other day our 10 year old is now shaving her legs. Kinda freaks me out she’s old enough to shave her legs. She’s still just a baby.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 8/31/18 at 12:42 pm to
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After sex I’m guessing.


ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM!

Posted by JPLIII
Broussard - terd supporter
Member since Jan 2008
22630 posts
Posted on 8/31/18 at 12:43 pm to
I know one thing....I am NOT going to South Africa with my family. frick that.
Posted by Rox
Member since Oct 2010
33333 posts
Posted on 8/31/18 at 12:43 pm to
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My wife informed me the other day our 10 year old is now shaving her legs
I bet ya'll pierced her ears as a baby too.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 8/31/18 at 12:43 pm to
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After sex I’m guessing.


Okay that was funny.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117554 posts
Posted on 8/31/18 at 12:44 pm to
My nails are short and never polished
Posted by JPLIII
Broussard - terd supporter
Member since Jan 2008
22630 posts
Posted on 8/31/18 at 12:44 pm to
*passive aggressive*
Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
59322 posts
Posted on 8/31/18 at 12:44 pm to
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My nails are short and never polished

Me too! They always chip at work or doing the dishes so I don't even bother.
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