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re: Nose bleed in the shower

Posted on 4/10/14 at 11:26 pm to
Posted by PrideofTheSEC
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2012
5118 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 11:26 pm to
ive had it happen one time and thought it was pretty cool it was like exploding when it hit the surface in the shower. plus there was nothing to clean up
Posted by pooponsaban
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2008
13494 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 11:31 pm to
Again. Why are you people shitting yourselves?
Posted by willthezombie
the graveyard
Member since Dec 2013
1546 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 11:36 pm to
quote:

Again. Why are you people shitting yourselves?
Why aren't you shitting yourself?
Posted by pooponsaban
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2008
13494 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 11:37 pm to
I asked you first.
Posted by willthezombie
the graveyard
Member since Dec 2013
1546 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 11:56 pm to
quote:

Again. Why are you people shitting yourselves?


Well I just had a nose bleed in the shower and it sucked. It would not stop bleeding. However, the morning after St. Patty's day I sneezed and sprayed whiskey, green beer, and crawfish shat all over the shower curtain.
Posted by Paul Redeker
Member since Jan 2013
227 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 11:57 pm to
Best place to have a nose bleed.
Posted by philly444
stuck in contraflow
Member since Nov 2008
11865 posts
Posted on 4/11/14 at 12:29 am to
quote:

However, the morning after St. Patty's day I sneezed and sprayed whiskey, green beer, and crawfish shat all over the shower curtain.


Posted by shaqfu33
Member since May 2007
200 posts
Posted on 4/11/14 at 12:32 am to
I've never sharted in the shower, but I can confirm that nose bleeds in the shower suck.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
74526 posts
Posted on 4/11/14 at 2:02 am to
I'm the opposite. Best feeling is when your sinuses finally let go in a hot shower and you get a nose bleed.

Looks like you butchered a pig, but damn it feels nice for a few minutes in this pollen.
Posted by 911Moto
Member since Sep 2013
5491 posts
Posted on 4/11/14 at 7:47 am to
My mother-in-law gets random nosebleeds that would fill a bucket. I mean like hemorrhaging enough blood to soak a beach towel. Been happening for years and they can't find a cause.
Posted by dcrews
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2011
31281 posts
Posted on 4/11/14 at 8:27 am to
quote:

My mother-in-law gets random nosebleeds that would fill a bucket. I mean like hemorrhaging enough blood to soak a beach towel. Been happening for years and they can't find a cause.


She clearly isn't shitting in her shower often enough.

You're welcome.
Posted by Casty McBoozer
your mom's fat arse
Member since Sep 2005
35495 posts
Posted on 4/11/14 at 8:30 am to
I've had bad sinus issues all my life and fairly regular nose bleeds, way more when I was young. They're not so common these days.

I can't think of a more convenient place to have a nose bleed than in the shower.
Posted by hometowntiger
Member since Aug 2009
34 posts
Posted on 4/11/14 at 9:09 am to
Subtle way of letting us know you're a hardo and snort that powder?
Posted by hardhead
stinky bayou
Member since Jun 2009
5746 posts
Posted on 4/11/14 at 9:18 am to
I am going to go home and shite in my shower just so I can fit in with the cool kids.

will update with pics
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