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Nature quiz: Which aquatic animal is not afraid of alligators?
Posted on 3/10/16 at 4:41 pm
Posted on 3/10/16 at 4:41 pm
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Posted on 3/10/16 at 4:47 pm to Jim Rockford
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Manatee says "get out of my way, alligator" LINK
Bonus: they also give zero fricks about snapping turtles LINK
And boat propellers.
Posted on 3/10/16 at 4:53 pm to Jim Rockford
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Doesn't the manatee kind of look like a guest on the Ricki Lake show? "Uh, Ricki, I'm here because I'm endangered." Then one of those mean people in the audience would offer up the advice, "Yeah, I want to say something to the sea pig!" "That's sea cow..." "Whatever. Sea pig, you're a fat seal, you gotta get yourself an education and a job!" "Uh, I live in the ocean." "It just so happens you live in the ocean 'cause you ain't got no job!" "I don't know what you're -" "You gotta get in Weight Watchers, some kinda program!" "I have a layer of blubber to keep my body warm in the water..." "Whatever, talk to my hand." "Uh, I don't have a hand"
Posted on 3/10/16 at 5:02 pm to Jim Rockford
I'd imagine sharks and orcas DGAF about gators either.
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