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re: Mitch Hedberg died 9 yrs ago today
Posted on 3/30/14 at 5:51 pm to SabiDojo
Posted on 3/30/14 at 5:51 pm to SabiDojo
I found him funny. But when he died like most who die young, he was pushed to a point in which is he overrated. I love one liners and laugh at his stand ups still, but it seems once he died every single college age kid put him up in top 5 list that he just didn't belong in. If he didn't die I think he eventually would have been turned on "all he does is one liners"...its hard to keep a career going with one shtick. Its why outside of the greats comedians have a short window before the public turns on them. His albums were funny but not a listen to it non stop. If you would take little breaks during it then you wouldn't burn out on one liners. But hour 15 is tough to listen to joke after joke even if they are all funny.
I still use the "don't act like you didn't buy that doughnut mitch" though. I just don't think a one liner could even break top 20 as far as acts go.
I still use the "don't act like you didn't buy that doughnut mitch" though. I just don't think a one liner could even break top 20 as far as acts go.
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Posted on 3/30/14 at 5:52 pm to fightingtiger2335
I don't know. I was pretty obsessed with his stand up before he died. I listened to his albums non stop for months at a time. he was one of the few celebs I was sad about when he died.
Posted on 3/30/14 at 5:54 pm to mmmmbrothers
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227. I think they could take sesame seeds off the market and I wouldn’t even care. I can’t imagine five years from now saying, “Damn, remember sesame seeds? What happened? All the buns are blank.”
This entire joke is money.
Posted on 3/30/14 at 5:54 pm to heypaul
221. They say the recipe for Sprite is lemon and lime, but I tried to make it at home. There’s more to it than that.
They left out the punch line on this one and a few others
ETA: 14. I order the club sandwich all the time. And I’m not even a member, man. I don’t know how I get away with it.
This one too
They left out the punch line on this one and a few others
ETA: 14. I order the club sandwich all the time. And I’m not even a member, man. I don’t know how I get away with it.
This one too
This post was edited on 3/30/14 at 5:56 pm
Posted on 3/30/14 at 5:59 pm to LSU Tigershark
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239. I went to a heavy metal concert. The singer yelled out, “How many of you people feel like human beings tonight?” And then he said, “How many of you people feel like animals?” The thing is, everyone cheered after the animals part, but I cheered after the human beings part because I did not know there was a second part to the question. [Listen]
Posted on 3/30/14 at 6:04 pm to Placebeaux
10. I used to be a hot tile roofer. Yeah, I remember that… day.
Pretty sure it was hot-tar roofer
Pretty sure it was hot-tar roofer
Posted on 3/30/14 at 6:05 pm to heypaul
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The New Jersey medical examiner's office reported "multiple drug toxicity" in the form of cocaine and heroin as the official cause of deathThe New Jersey medical examiner's office reported "multiple drug toxicity" in the form of cocaine and heroin as the official cause of death
Junkie
Posted on 3/30/14 at 6:09 pm to WW
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Junkie
1. I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
Posted on 3/30/14 at 6:10 pm to Placebeaux
This was the first joke I ever heard of his.
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19. I wrote a script and I gave it to a guy who reads scripts. And he read it and he said he really likes it, but he thinks I need to re-write it. I said “frick that, I’ll just make a copy.”
Posted on 3/30/14 at 6:10 pm to heypaul
I just don't think its that funny
Posted on 3/30/14 at 6:11 pm to heypaul
One of the greats 
Posted on 3/30/14 at 6:28 pm to Rickety Cricket
I was wondering when you and your avi would show up.
Posted on 3/30/14 at 6:33 pm to heypaul
I didn't know he was dead.
Dang. Thought he just stopped doing stand up.
Dang. Thought he just stopped doing stand up.
Posted on 3/30/14 at 7:08 pm to heypaul
Awesome list
Posted on 3/30/14 at 7:11 pm to John McClane
Love the smackey the frog joke
Posted on 3/30/14 at 7:53 pm to BRgetthenet
He's been dead for 9 years brah
Posted on 3/30/14 at 8:26 pm to heypaul
I read all of them. Hilarious.
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24. This one commercial said "Forget everything you know about slip covers," so I did. And it was a load off my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell slip covers, but I didn't know what the frick they were.
Posted on 3/30/14 at 8:27 pm to heypaul
dane cook is funnier...
Posted on 3/30/14 at 8:28 pm to aaronb023
Posted on 3/30/14 at 8:32 pm to heypaul
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200. My roommate said, he goes, "I need to shave and use the shower. Does anyone need to use the bathroom?" It's like some weird arse quiz where he reveals the answer first.
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