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re: Mexico claims to have alien bodies confirmed by DNA, XRays, Scans etc

Posted on 9/13/23 at 6:24 am to
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
42623 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 6:24 am to
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..seems like she would be on the drier side vagina wise


Dawg
Posted by Death Before Disco
Member since Dec 2009
6406 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 6:26 am to
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Aliens aren’t spending 100s of years traveling at the speed of light only to crash land in our dump
People say this… but it’s probably exactly what humans would do. Travel to another galaxy, then scoot around sight seeing and run out of gas, then end up crash landing their ship into a mountain or something. NASA ain’t what it used to be.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
71790 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 6:28 am to
Makes sense aliens would land in Mexico. Makes getting into the US far easier.
Posted by Adam4848
LA
Member since Apr 2006
19636 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 6:29 am to
These Mexican aliens could probably change a roof in half the time
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
32588 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 8:38 am to
Yikes
Posted by UtDawg
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2023
323 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 2:45 pm to
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on the drier side vagina wise
Your quote was the first thing I read this morning
Good job Oyster
Posted by RockoRou
SW Miss
Member since Mar 2015
935 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 3:20 pm to
Biden was there when they found the Mexican aliens. He said he spoke to them before they died but they couldn't understand his ramblings. He said they were registered "el democratos" and had absentee voting cards from Georgia to prove it. He found a small, female alien that was still alive alive and he took her home for examination, when he licked her, he said she tasted like tacos.
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
85365 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 3:26 pm to
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t's true, I saw them In-Tow'ing 8 Toyota Tacomas on I-10


I know you jest, but they cant even get the toyos anymore. Its all beat up minivans going that way. Just hordes of vans pulling vans.

Bidens mexico.
Posted by yankeeever
Violet
Member since Dec 2009
70 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 4:03 pm to
If they are still in Mexico then they probably can’t run. Jump, or swim.
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