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Posted on 8/22/15 at 3:06 pm to Hoyt
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Men and Tanning Beds
I stand outside the tanning bed, and lay only my johnson rod on the glass. I have a white body and a brown johnson rod. It's always a good conversation starter at the bar; the next thing you know is that the women are wanting to see "it."
So, it goes like this:
1. Only tan your johnson rod
2. Bring it up as a conversation piece to the ladies
3. Show it to them
4. Profit
I fabricated all of that.
Posted on 8/22/15 at 4:06 pm to SoFla Tideroller
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Not my thing, but if a guy wants to get a tan going, what's the big deal?
This.
"acceptable" to who? Whose fricking business is it? If I want to wear a pink polo, carry a shoulder bag that looks like a purse and ride a scooter to the tanning booth, I will and I will never understand why you or anyone else WGAF.
Posted on 8/22/15 at 4:48 pm to LSU alum wannabe
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Tanning gets you humped. You can of course still feel the burn, but it's a lot harder to feel the burn.
Posted on 8/22/15 at 5:55 pm to Hoyt
Luckily I live on the beach (private) and would never ever need a tanning bed.
Posted on 8/22/15 at 6:36 pm to GTSwarms
Why does one need to live on the beach to get some sun? I wasn't aware the sun turned off everywhere else.
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