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re: Lunch thread: pizza party edition

Posted on 12/14/24 at 8:10 pm to
Posted by tigernurse
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Posted by Paige
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Posted on 12/14/24 at 8:10 pm to
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They gave you a break on this board!
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Posted on 12/14/24 at 8:11 pm to
It was funny

Although I forgot my phone was on full volume so everyone heard ‘husband’s butthole’ and we all laughed

Then #6 went to get the balloons

It’s very immature over here
Posted by t00f
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Posted on 12/14/24 at 8:12 pm to
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Posted on 12/14/24 at 8:13 pm to
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Except I'm alone and have no balloons
Posted by Aspercel
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Posted on 12/14/24 at 8:13 pm to
I didn’t notice the date
Posted by HoboDickCheese
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Posted on 12/14/24 at 8:16 pm to
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intense day at work today so we made a lot of butt stuff jokes
when I worked in the ER a Mexican came in with a light bulb shoved up his arse. He went to surgery and it broke during extraction
Posted by North Dallas Tiger
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Posted on 12/14/24 at 8:17 pm to
im sorry u r dealing with that stuff and i hope it ends asap

i have a terrible headache so i am going to watch football and call it a night soon

cool story bro

good night all
Posted by LSUDad
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Posted on 12/14/24 at 8:17 pm to
I'll be here all night!
Posted by tigernurse
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Posted on 12/14/24 at 8:21 pm to
my favorite "something's in the butt" story was the guy who had a dildo up there- and it had been there so long the batteries died.

there was also the hunter who jammed a stick up his arse - he perf'd his colon in the process and died

I could go on- but I get fussed at every time this subject comes up and I share stories.

quote:

Although I forgot my phone was on full volume so everyone heard ‘husband’s butthole’ and we all laughed


my pod partner today called a woman's bee-hole a 'Cinnamon Ring' and I can't stop laughing about that.

Posted by HoboDickCheese
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Posted on 12/14/24 at 8:26 pm to
That's probably the worst I have for butt stories but don't get me started on psych patients
Posted by Hangit
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Posted on 12/14/24 at 8:28 pm to
ge Aspy

If it makes you feel any better, my Canadian is aboot as cray as a football bat also.
Posted by Paige
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Posted on 12/14/24 at 8:28 pm to
I’m gonna be nice
Posted by LSUDad
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Posted on 12/14/24 at 8:28 pm to
Hold it down woman!
Posted by LSUDad
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Posted on 12/14/24 at 8:29 pm to
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I’m gonna be nice


Someone has to do it! Thanks.
Posted by tigernurse
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Posted on 12/14/24 at 8:31 pm to
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but don't get me started on psych patients


oh please - do start

one of my most memorable psych patients that I had in the ER LITERALLY thought he was Michael Jackson. He sang several songs for me and everything.
Posted by Aspercel
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Posted on 12/14/24 at 8:31 pm to
It won’t. People who don’t get their way will continue to bully to make it happen.

It just makes him look worse, though.
Posted by tigernurse
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Posted on 12/14/24 at 8:32 pm to
ge Dad. butt stuff story time is over. it's all good now.
Posted by Aspercel
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Posted on 12/14/24 at 8:32 pm to
Hi hang. Do you need any pizza?
Posted by HoboDickCheese
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Posted on 12/14/24 at 8:36 pm to
Group home patients with pica were always tough and military vets on drugs were a handful
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