re: LUNCH THREAD- The bitter, angry, bad speller, always alone, divorced, remarried, etc editi

Posted by Aspercel

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Posted on 11/1/22 at 2:14 pm to Slagathor

I think a paternity test?

Posted by LSU Coyote

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Posted on 11/1/22 at 2:15 pm to tgrbaitn08

quote:
Correct. But we know the results

Curious isn't it?!

Posted by Kcrad

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Posted on 11/1/22 at 2:15 pm to Slagathor

quote:
posted what? I can't ever keep up

An unfinished paternity test. Maybe the results are now in?

Posted by tgrbaitn08

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Posted on 11/1/22 at 2:16 pm to LSU Coyote

It’s all starting to make sense

Posted by LSU Coyote

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Posted on 11/1/22 at 2:16 pm to LSU Coyote

Ill be back around 6-7 after i pick up my boys from AA's parents.

Have to buckle down, fckked off all day at work.

Posted by Oates Mustache

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Posted on 11/1/22 at 2:17 pm to LSU Coyote

quote:
my boys

So this shtick is for afar exactly?

Posted by LSU Coyote

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Posted on 11/1/22 at 2:17 pm to tgrbaitn08

quote:
It’s all starting to make sense

The pieces are falling into place?

Give me a creative story. ill be back in a few.

This post was edited on 11/1/22 at 2:18 pm

Posted by Slagathor

Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny

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Posted on 11/1/22 at 2:18 pm to tgrbaitn08

do you think there's any minuscule chance that you may have somehow seriously misunderstood the e-godparent assignment?

Posted by LSU Coyote

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Posted on 11/1/22 at 2:19 pm to Slagathor

I love it.

Posted by LZ83

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Posted on 11/1/22 at 2:19 pm to Slagathor

I’m always lost

Posted by LCA131

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Posted on 11/1/22 at 2:21 pm to LZ83

quote:
I’m always lost

It would help to have your lov...uh, I mean an intruder, to hit you in the bean with a hammer before you come in here.

Posted by Slagathor

Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny

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Posted on 11/1/22 at 2:23 pm to LCA131

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an intruder, to hit you in the bean with a hammer before you come in here

so that's what flicking the bean means! finally! thank you!

Posted by Kcrad

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Posted on 11/1/22 at 2:24 pm to LCA131

If he's a really polite home invader he will let you take a time out for a bathroom break so you can call the police. Stripping down to your own underwear is totally optional.

Posted by LZ83

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Posted on 11/1/22 at 2:25 pm to Slagathor

Uhhhhhh. Yeah that’s it

Posted by Slagathor

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Posted on 11/1/22 at 2:27 pm to Kcrad

that whole situation is vv sus but I legit LOLed for like 20m at whatever the original thread title was on here about it. They must have updated it or it got whacked.