re: LUNCH THREAD- The $58 edition

Ah, but some of us are worth it and become more precious over time.

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but he’s definitely homo-adjacent.

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Did you get dick punched for your troubles?

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Not so fast my dick punching friend, TW never gave that idiot his number. The caller should have a cactus shoved up his arse.

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But he kept the ringer sound on his phone all night. Then he didn’t wake up the very second it rang at 3 am. Bad moves.


My phone goes to DND at 10 pm with only a very few selected contacts allowed to ring through before 8 am.

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Did you get dick punched for your troubles?

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Ain’t nobody punching me in my dick. Nooooobody.

Ge mpK

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33 is the person who called TW 3 times at 0300 just randomly out of the blue. TW said he probably got his number from his business Facebook account.

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Listen to me really well, Kcrap...

I did NOT call TW. I don't have anyone's number, and I don't know who anyone is. I don't use F-book. Ever.

It is clear you're on a mission to pin that pussy shite on me without a scintilla of proof or evidence, probably because I hurt your wittle fee fees at some point.

Perhaps start with the folks who actually know him irl and/or would have his number, genius...

That is the truth and my sworn testimony.

Now if y'all will please excuse me, I am severely under the weather and also on TD staycation (except LSU f-ball game threads, of course).

God Bless



ETA: I offer no guesses as to who it was. But please understand that if I wanted to contact someone, it would be done extremely directly, and you would fricking absolutely without a hint of doubt know it was me and/or my "associates"...

Good Night

<3

ETA2: Thank you, Aspy.

I'll be back soon...

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He also called me fatherless white trash

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you’re half Asian damnit

My culture isn’t your costume!

k

How many of TW's friends would say "Dollar Store DPH" during that scintillating 0300 conversation? I'm thinking not too many. Now get the frick out of here and I hope you don't recover from whatever type of third world illness you contracted.

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It's much much more on the person calling at 0300 than TW keeping his ringer on. Good thing you two aren't married.

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Meh, they both deserve a dick punch. I feel like I’m super lucky to have the husband I do though bc I’m not sure I’d be a good wife for everyone.

I actually don’t think it was you.

I think it was the jealous midget.

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Ok St. Theresa, you’re allowed to have sound on.

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