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re: LUNCH THREAD- The $58 edition

Posted on 11/25/24 at 4:34 pm to
Posted by Aspercel
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Posted on 11/25/24 at 4:34 pm to
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117454 posts
Posted on 11/25/24 at 4:35 pm to
Those are pretty good numbers. You can join our club.
Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
45850 posts
Posted on 11/25/24 at 4:35 pm to
Oh, I don’t play golf despite #3 being a pro. All the lessons in the world did no good for me. I’m a hell of a putter though
Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
45850 posts
Posted on 11/25/24 at 4:36 pm to
I know you’re not gross.
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
55933 posts
Posted on 11/25/24 at 4:37 pm to
Are you calling him a liar?

No way!

I have really been married 4-6 times.
Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
45850 posts
Posted on 11/25/24 at 4:37 pm to
I have something like a 98% boyfriend to engagement rate.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117454 posts
Posted on 11/25/24 at 4:38 pm to
I had a bf try to teach me but my boobs got in the way and my double jointed elbows grossed him out
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117454 posts
Posted on 11/25/24 at 4:38 pm to
But 08 hates liars. There’s no way he told a lie.

Or backstabbed anyone. Or cheated.

This post was edited on 11/25/24 at 4:39 pm
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
38981 posts
Posted on 11/25/24 at 4:39 pm to
quote:

I have something like a 98% boyfriend to engagement rate


I'm batting 0.000

I used to think I was cursed




but then I realized it was just my looks, personality, and especially shrill voice
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117454 posts
Posted on 11/25/24 at 4:39 pm to
LITERALLY single
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
60014 posts
Posted on 11/25/24 at 4:40 pm to
quote:

Not *that* fertile.
what do those asterisks mean
Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
45850 posts
Posted on 11/25/24 at 4:40 pm to
Boobs are a hindrance to all sports. I knew I had to lose a little weight when I had to change my serve. Slowly weaning off the Mounjaro now.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
38981 posts
Posted on 11/25/24 at 4:40 pm to
quote:

LITERALLY single


I really cannot believe he brought that here and told everyone. I'm ruined!
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
55933 posts
Posted on 11/25/24 at 4:40 pm to
quote:

my double jointed elbows
trade the elbows for hips and they are less grossed out
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
69632 posts
Posted on 11/25/24 at 4:41 pm to
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117454 posts
Posted on 11/25/24 at 4:41 pm to
I’ve gotta double bag them to ride. They definitely get in the way.
















Incoming fat joke from Liz at 4am.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
66460 posts
Posted on 11/25/24 at 4:41 pm to
They are called splats, aka buttholes.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
60014 posts
Posted on 11/25/24 at 4:41 pm to
quote:

5 times to 4 people.
please tell me it was all at the same time
Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
45850 posts
Posted on 11/25/24 at 4:41 pm to
quote:

I'm batting 0.000

I used to think I was cursed



How are you thrice divorced then?
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
38981 posts
Posted on 11/25/24 at 4:42 pm to
quote:

How are you thrice divorced then?


there are different laws in Tijuana and let's just say it was a weird summer
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