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LUNCH THREAD- Bama hate week edition. Give me some Nick Saban jokes.

Posted on 11/5/21 at 12:12 pm
Posted by madamsquirrel
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Posted on 11/5/21 at 12:12 pm
chicken and pesto pasta
Posted by Jim Rockford
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Posted on 11/5/21 at 12:14 pm to
"Get the hell out of here, Jordy."
Posted by t00f
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Posted on 11/5/21 at 12:19 pm to
Inhouse brisket bologna, brisket bombs, brisket chili and a jucifer, Central City BBQ

Posted by TutHillTiger
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Posted on 11/5/21 at 12:20 pm to
He is 70 that is elder abuse man, not inches tall but in years old
Posted by Kcrad
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Posted on 11/5/21 at 12:21 pm to
Hey t00f. I would eat most of that.
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
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Posted on 11/5/21 at 12:24 pm to
frick saban
Posted by Kcrad
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Posted on 11/5/21 at 12:37 pm to


Good one.

Hey mpdph.
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
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Posted on 11/5/21 at 12:38 pm to
ga mpK
Posted by t00f
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Posted on 11/5/21 at 12:40 pm to
hey the onions and pickles are always on dat plate when u order bbq
Posted by JoePepitone
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Posted on 11/5/21 at 12:45 pm to
garden salad
blackened shrimp
baked potato
french bread
iced tea
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
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Posted on 11/5/21 at 12:46 pm to
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onions and pickles


Posted by Rebel
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Posted on 11/5/21 at 12:50 pm to
You think you’re mad? I got a “Saban” lower back tattoo back in 03.

Breakfast for lunch.
Posted by Bullfrog
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Posted on 11/5/21 at 12:52 pm to
Avocado & Tomato salad with unsweetened tea.

What up coconut butts.

Gameday weekend and we are going to surprise Err’body.


Just not sure if it’s a good surprise or a not so good surprise.

Posted by Hangit
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Posted on 11/5/21 at 1:01 pm to
Suppose that Nick Saban went to prison for paying all of those recruits. He is a pretty smart feller, and would eventually figure out a way to escape. If Lane Kiffin saw him scaling down the prison wall, would he tweet that he sees a little condescending?

A sausage biscuit. Coffee.
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 11/5/21 at 1:02 pm to
The other week I was googling stuff about Nick Saban and the subject of Lou Saban came up. Here's an interesting tidbit, Lou Saban once hired an assistant coach named George steinbrenner to work with him on the college team. George would go on to other things... Like making a name for himself on Seinfeld
This post was edited on 11/5/21 at 1:08 pm
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
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Posted on 11/5/21 at 1:04 pm to
wiyf george?
Posted by Hangit
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Posted on 11/5/21 at 1:08 pm to
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wiyf george?


ga mpdph. For me, it is Carlin. For GRT, it is Jenkins.
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
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Posted on 11/5/21 at 1:09 pm to
ga mph
Posted by madamsquirrel
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Posted on 11/5/21 at 1:09 pm to
After Nick Saban dies and enters the Pearly Gates, God takes him on a tour. He shows him a little two-bedroom house with a faded Alabama banner hanging from the front porch. "This is your house, coach," God says happily."Most people don't get their own houses up here." Nick looks at the house, then turns around and looks at the one sitting on top of the hill. It's a huge, beautiful two-story mansi...on with white marble columns and little patios under all the windows. LSU flags line both sides of the sidewalk and a huge LSU banner hangs between the marble columns. "Thanks for the house, God," Nick says. "But let me ask you a question. I get this little two-bedroom house with a faded banner and Miles gets a mansion with LSU banners and LSU flags flying all over the place. Why is that?" God looks at him seriously for a moment, then says, "Nick, that's not Miles's house. That's mine."

Hilarious premise but not as funny when you don't even have a coach
Posted by madamsquirrel
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Posted on 11/5/21 at 1:10 pm to
Carlin
Jefferson
The ghost at my nannys house

So many georges
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