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Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:16 pm to
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:16 pm to
quote:

We got this SS.


I am told that a turkey baster is a crude, but effective, implement for this type of thing. I would probably go for a Cajun Injector though. (I heard that's what Fin calls his junk too, by the way.)
Posted by terd ferguson
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:18 pm to
How many more tests until it's time?
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:18 pm to
quote:

I am told that a turkey baster is a crude, but effective, implement for this type of thi


One of my friends jokingly told her husband to leave a sample for her and go buy a turkey baster before his week long business trip cause she was gonna be ovulating while he was gone.
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:21 pm to
quote:

told her husband to leave a sample for her


Bitch should have gotten it herself.

Nurse: "I'm going to need a urine, stool and semen sample before you leave town."

B: "Geez, honey baby gurl chile, I'm in a bit of a hurry. Can I just leave you my underwear?"
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160203 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:22 pm to
ate half a block of habernero cheese at lunch. sucks for coworkers
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:22 pm to
We've had the green light from all that since Christmas. Things at work been shaky so I'm just seeing how that pans out. Supposed to have a better idea on status of where I work at next month...so likely start trying next month.
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160203 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:23 pm to
Better hurry before those eggs all wilt away
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:24 pm to
I know right?!
Posted by hendersonshands
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160203 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:25 pm to
Right... I just said it.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:25 pm to
Sorry, guess I'm going senile as well in my old age Hendo
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:26 pm to
quote:

Things at work been shaky so I'm just seeing how that pans out. Supposed to have a better idea on status of where I work at next month...so likely start trying next month.



you realize 9 months is a long time?...a lot can happen
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160203 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:26 pm to
Don't worry, Uncle Henderson will look after the little booger after you're gone.
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:27 pm to
quote:

I checked last night. Mrs cove is still skinny.


You put her on a scale?
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:28 pm to
quote:

You put her on a scale?


Naw, that would be demeaning. I squeezed her. She was not mushy or bulbous at all.

ETA: And I told her so. She loves sweet nothings.
This post was edited on 2/24/15 at 3:30 pm
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
113290 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:29 pm to
After lunch all

fab member saint's l-thray > skilly's l-thray


but not by much though..i feel that nurse is ruining all the l-thray's with her pinterest talk and her life stories.

what to do?

Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:30 pm to
Saint is currently mudchecking Darth in the female MMA thread. He will be along again shortly.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:30 pm to
Yeah I do. It's very frustrating trust me. Husband and I had a long discussion about it last night. I'll be 37 next month though...if I'm gonna have a child...it's now or never time right now basically.
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:32 pm to
I had to put my scale where I can't reach it and have to get G to get it down for me. I can be a little obsessive.
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
113290 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:32 pm to
i hate when all you ugly fat dudes say that i out-kicked my coverage and have a beautiful & skinny life partner.

i'm a fat bastard and aubrey is very meh. why you ask? cuz that's the best i could do...sheesh
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
113925 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 3:33 pm to
quote:

I'll be 37 next month though


HOLY. shite.
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