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re: LUNCH THRAY--The "welcome back o-t chicks" apology edition
Posted on 4/5/18 at 1:42 pm to terd ferguson
Posted on 4/5/18 at 1:42 pm to terd ferguson
LA purchase card works at the hot shop
Posted on 4/5/18 at 1:51 pm to Darth_Vader
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drag your nutsack across two miles of broken glass just to get to sniff her arse crack.
I actually wouldn't, and I wouldnt drink her bathwater or smell her fart either
Posted on 4/5/18 at 1:52 pm to tgrbaitn08
I would by her a seafood dinner and never call her back.
Posted on 4/5/18 at 1:53 pm to tgrbaitn08
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tgrbaitn08
I can't believe the guy who's leading the Masters. It's a guy has never actually played golf. He just grew up in a family of golfers and having them talk to him about it has given him all of the knowledge he needs, no experience, just lots of knowledge.
Posted on 4/5/18 at 1:57 pm to LCA131
Marc Leishman is 34 years old and has been playing golf since he was 10
Posted on 4/5/18 at 1:57 pm to LCA131
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It's a guy has never actually played golf.
Explain, please. Getting in the Masters is difficult, he had to play pro golf at some time.
ETA: Thanks 08, that sounded ludicrous.
This post was edited on 4/5/18 at 1:59 pm
Posted on 4/5/18 at 1:58 pm to tgrbaitn08
quote:
drag your nutsack across two miles of broken glass just to get to sniff her arse crack.
I actually wouldn't, and I wouldnt drink her bathwater or smell her fart either
One of two things are true
1. You’re a liar
Or
2. You suck dick
Posted on 4/5/18 at 1:58 pm to LCA131
he grew up with a masters coloring book
Posted on 4/5/18 at 2:00 pm to Darth_Vader
Dude that chick wasn’t anything special. Just a normal decent looking woman.
Posted on 4/5/18 at 2:01 pm to Deactived
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grew up with a masters coloring book
Exactly. That's all one needs. NO experience... just knowledge.
Posted on 4/5/18 at 2:02 pm to Darth_Vader
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One of two things are true
1. You’re a liar
Or
2. You suck dick
Why do I have to be either?
Are you really that desperate for affection from a woman that you have to smell her farts or drink her bathwater to get her attention?
Posted on 4/5/18 at 2:03 pm to bigberg2000
quote:
Dude that chick wasn’t anything special. Just a normal decent looking woman
I didn’t say she was special. I just don’t beleive his standards are nearly as high as he’d want us to beleive.
Posted on 4/5/18 at 2:04 pm to tgrbaitn08
Calm down, Jr. No need to get upset.
Posted on 4/5/18 at 2:06 pm to Kcrad
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Explain, please
08 might explain. But probably not.
Posted on 4/5/18 at 2:06 pm to LCA131
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Exactly. That's all one needs. NO experience... just knowledge.
Watch for me next year. I just ordered the coloring book and I've played golf for 30 years.
I'll be the guy that shoots 135 and 152 in the first two rounds. I might not make the cut.
I'll be drunk af and will puke on a Tiger's clubs.
This post was edited on 4/5/18 at 2:09 pm
Posted on 4/5/18 at 2:10 pm to Kcrad
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Watch for me next year. I just ordered the coloring book and I've played golf for 30 years.
There's at least one poster in this thread that thinks you'll be just fine.
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be the guy that shoots 135 and 152 in the first two rounds. I might not make the cut.
He probably bet even money that you make the cut. And he'll also think that you deserve 200,000 $300,000+ a year to do it.
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