re: LUNCH THRAY--"i rescind my bert n ernie droppie award" edition

i dated him nearly a decade ago.

The bad decisions we make when we are young and dumb

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I’m in your pool

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Good because my downstairs ac has been out for a week and the service man just left me a $1200 bill and said it's going to take a day or so to cool off...when he left this afternoon it was 85 degrees inside.

Pisces: There is ALWAYS overwhelming shite in your life even if it's insignificant bullshite. You don't want to deal with that shite so you drink. Don't even bother thinking about shite that worried you in the past bc you'll always have new shite to worry about in the future. Don't even bother sharing it with people bc you can't trust those backstabbing motherfrickers. Just keep worrying and drinking and eventually you'll die and all your problems will be over.

Outlook: frick this shite

kill chris : marry terd
only because i can’t imagine having to listen to chris. he says in 36738274379273 words what normal people can say in 4.

Even better.

Thanks terd

I wouldn't talk to you much... just slap you around from time to time.

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the OWL dancing with the baby was cuter


that Halloween thing scared me


too satanic

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It was a Y/N question. Just because we're friends doesn't mean I want your (incorrect) opinion.

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why dont you marry Owl instead

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she's asked

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i hate you.

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yeah
dont care




and i know you dont mean that, im adorable