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Posted on 4/17/19 at 12:32 pm to 777Tiger
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real, or the fake kind
They were real, and spectacular.
Posted on 4/17/19 at 12:32 pm to Tester1216
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Men’s brains are made up of little boxes and we have a box for everything. We have a box for the car. We have a box for the money. We have a box for the job, a box for the kids, a box for you, a box for your mother…somewhere in the basement.
And the rule is the boxes do not touch. All right?
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Now a woman’s brain is made up of a big ball of wire and everything is connected to everything…It’s like the Internet super highway, and it’s all driven by energy that we call emotion. It’s one of the reasons that women tend to remember everything because if you take an event and tie it to emotion you can remember it forever. The same thing happens to men, but it doesn’t happen very often, because frankly…we don’t care. But women tend to remember EVERYTHING!
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Men have a box in their brain that women are not aware of. This particular box, has NOTHING in it. It’s true. In fact, we call it the “Nothing” box. And of all the boxes a man has in his brain, the nothing box is his favorite box. If a man has a chance, he’ll go to his nothing box EVERYTIME. That’s why a man can do something seemingly completely brain dead for hours on end. You know, like, fishing. They’ve actually measured this. The University of Pennsylvania did a study and men can do absolutely nothing and still breathe. Women can’t do it. Their minds never stop! Zzz-Zzzz-zzzz. And they don’t understand the “Nothing” box…and it drives them CRAZY…because NOTHING makes a woman go crazy like watching a man…doing…nothing!”
This post was edited on 4/17/19 at 12:34 pm
Posted on 4/17/19 at 12:33 pm to Slagathor
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didn't have lunch but the blue sharpie mark I've unknowingly had on my forehead up until a minute ago surely struck fear in those around me.
What color are your eyes? Eye shadow?
I hope, for your sake, it blended.
Posted on 4/17/19 at 12:33 pm to 777Tiger
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probably thought you were a Manson family member
Fear. Fear must be why no one told me for SEVERAL HOURS.
ETA: LCA, I'm not secretly a member of the Blue Man Group, so no... it didn't blend.
This post was edited on 4/17/19 at 12:35 pm
Posted on 4/17/19 at 12:34 pm to tgrbaitn08
Posted on 4/17/19 at 12:35 pm to Slagathor
Fear and a healthy sense of humor.
Posted on 4/17/19 at 12:36 pm to Deep Purple Haze
Tell him haaaayyy back
This post was edited on 4/17/19 at 12:37 pm
Posted on 4/17/19 at 12:36 pm to Kcrad
Yes.
I put spells on men so watch it.
I put spells on men so watch it.
Posted on 4/17/19 at 12:37 pm to Slagathor
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Slagathor
Why do you always say "black coffee", instead of just coffee?
Is it, in any way, related to the 'sharpie incident'?
Posted on 4/17/19 at 12:39 pm to Winston Cup
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women speak in a round about way with inferences that lead to no logical conclusions or direction
Posted on 4/17/19 at 12:39 pm to Aspercel
Posted on 4/17/19 at 12:40 pm to Tester1216
You’re a witch?
Throw her into the pond!
Throw her into the pond!
Posted on 4/17/19 at 12:41 pm to Aspercel
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Throw her into the pond!
she turned me into a newt!
Posted on 4/17/19 at 12:41 pm to 777Tiger
I need to stop now. I get very annoying with this.
Posted on 4/17/19 at 12:41 pm to Tester1216
I'm impervious to your spells. My brain is made up of an endless supply of little boxes.
Heeeeey Aspy. I bet she weighs more than a duck.
Heeeeey Aspy. I bet she weighs more than a duck.
This post was edited on 4/17/19 at 12:43 pm
Posted on 4/17/19 at 12:42 pm to tgrbaitn08
I don’t understand “nothing”.
It’s obvious that guys know this, so stop giving me nothing!
It’s obvious that guys know this, so stop giving me nothing!
Posted on 4/17/19 at 12:42 pm to Aspercel
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I get very annoying with this.
you're telling us!!
Posted on 4/17/19 at 12:42 pm to Tester1216
are you a good witch or a wicked witch?
Do you ride a broom stick to work?
Do you ride a broom stick to work?
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