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re: LUNCH THRAY---The "get your horoscope read by t ferguson" edition

Posted on 10/4/18 at 11:50 am to
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
71710 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 11:50 am to
gumbo

Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
114462 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 11:53 am to
whatcha doin this weekend?
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
68347 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 11:54 am to
That gumbo looks great dph.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
114938 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 11:56 am to
Diet salad with diet spinach, diet kale, diet red cabbage, diet onions, diet yellow bell pepper, diet red bell pepper, diet carrots, diet cherry tomatoes, and diet bleu (I miss her ) cheese crumbles.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 11:57 am to
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mc'omg, you remember the time you and slag got lost on a desert hike and were thirsty af and yawl ran across a desert nomad who had 2 bottles of cold water and he gave both bottles to you?

This isn't your best work, but I still laughed.

Thanks, Mac
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
71710 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 11:58 am to
ty krad
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
114462 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 12:01 pm to
hey slag, remember the time you & mc'awesome were dancers at a titty bar and you got laid off?


This post was edited on 10/4/18 at 12:03 pm
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77690 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 12:01 pm to
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I’ve got a below deck marathon going on while I work today.


This sounds like it could be a euphemism for something that would keep you smiling at work.

Here, I'll save you the trouble

This post was edited on 10/4/18 at 12:04 pm
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 12:04 pm to
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hey slag, remember the time you mc'awesome were dancers at a titty bar and you got laid off?

Yeah, of course I remember. Right after they hired Glenda Glitter, a deaf-mute with one leg. Everyone knows you can't beat a deaf-mute.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117554 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 12:04 pm to


And don’t make fun of my trashy bravo “reality” shows
Posted by JoePepitone
Waffle House #1494
Member since Feb 2014
12201 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 12:04 pm to
chicken fried steak
mashed potatoes and gravy
cabbage
garlic bread
iced tea
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
114462 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 12:05 pm to
flabby tub o goo err err i mean terd, aspy is waiting for her h-scope..hurry tf up...sheesh
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
114462 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 12:09 pm to
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chicken fried steak
mashed potatoes and gravy
cabbage
garlic bread
iced tea




pepitone, that week i spent in dubach looking for paige i found out that what you just ate are called vittles...i was also gang raped (lovingly at times) by an inbred family of flatlanders.
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
70128 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 12:09 pm to
Sure you can

Her name is Helen Keller
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 12:10 pm to
Love the animal pic you posted for me.

The likeness is uncanny.


Water and pepperoni
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 12:11 pm to
You leave fluffy Terd alone.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 12:11 pm to
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Love the animal pic you posted for me.

The likeness is uncanny.


I pretty much nailed it didn't I?

Slag wont admit it, but I did
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
114938 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 12:12 pm to
Thanks, bae.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 12:12 pm to
quote:

i was also gang raped


you shouldnt joke about rape.....Hopefully you get banned
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 12:13 pm to
quote:

I pretty much nailed it didn't I?


Yes, Just your type.
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