Started By
Message

re: LUNCH THRAY---The "Festus' 3 pothead sons & dead dogs" edition

Posted on 6/12/15 at 4:42 pm to
Posted by Rox
Member since Oct 2010
33333 posts
Posted on 6/12/15 at 4:42 pm to
quote:

While most flavored lubes do not contain sugar or fructose directly (because it can increase yeast infections in the vaginas of those who use them), many still do. Particularly lubes that are designed specifically for fellatio, or blow jobs, where sugar is less of an issue. If you cannot read the ingredients on a flavored lube, stay away – they are the most likely of all of the kinds of lubes out there to contain sugar in its purest form.
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 6/12/15 at 4:42 pm to
quote:

she was young....and drunk


I like her already.
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
61835 posts
Posted on 6/12/15 at 4:43 pm to
Hey Poxie. Wassup

Sounds like you and fin will have a very fruitful rendezvous.
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 6/12/15 at 4:43 pm to
quote:

Particularly lubes that are designed specifically for fellatio, or blow jobs, where sugar is less of an issue.


Wut?
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 6/12/15 at 4:43 pm to
quote:

my cutoff is 45.

Story of my life
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
86143 posts
Posted on 6/12/15 at 4:44 pm to
quote:

Fin's wife is too classy for that

She has no idea he's doing it. She's in the truck taking care of the kids, and thinks it's a fishing buddy of him or map's. And he eats her out real quick, like in 3-4 minutes.
Posted by Rox
Member since Oct 2010
33333 posts
Posted on 6/12/15 at 4:44 pm to
Sugar is not an issue going into the mouthhole.

Sugar is an issue going into the lady bits.

Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 6/12/15 at 4:44 pm to
quote:

Particularly lubes that are designed specifically for fellatio, or blow jobs, where sugar is less of an issue.


Why do you need lube for blow jobs?
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
61835 posts
Posted on 6/12/15 at 4:44 pm to
Gals gotta watch them carbs.
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 6/12/15 at 4:45 pm to
quote:

Why do you need lube for blow jobs?


That's what I was axking too. Bitch must have the cottonmouth.
Posted by Rox
Member since Oct 2010
33333 posts
Posted on 6/12/15 at 4:45 pm to
quote:

Why do you need lube for blow jobs?
I guess some bitches don't like doing it without it tasting like a damn cherry pop. I don't fricking know.

Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
85640 posts
Posted on 6/12/15 at 4:46 pm to
Omg I love flavored lube

Which one is safe? Saccharin or sucralose
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 6/12/15 at 4:46 pm to
quote:

I guess some bitches don't like doing it without it tasting like a damn cherry pop. I don't fricking know.


But you're good to go as-is, right? I'm asking for a friend.
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 6/12/15 at 4:46 pm to
Maybe the sugar prevents lock jaw or something?
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
85640 posts
Posted on 6/12/15 at 4:46 pm to
Lol. You don't
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
85839 posts
Posted on 6/12/15 at 4:46 pm to
Kickball last night was hilarious. I wish someone could have recorded my first kick
This post was edited on 6/12/15 at 4:47 pm
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
86143 posts
Posted on 6/12/15 at 4:46 pm to
quote:

Negative. I would meet him outside.

OK, what if he's alone, he came without the family. And you meet him outside, give him the cheesecake, and he says thanks, and leans over to kiss you on the cheek, and when he does, he brushes his index finger across your vagina, over your jeans, and lingers with his mouth near your ear?
Posted by Rox
Member since Oct 2010
33333 posts
Posted on 6/12/15 at 4:46 pm to
quote:

Omg I love flavored lube

Which one is safe? Saccharin or sucralose
I have no idea, Paige. I just know sugar doesn't need to be up there or you will more than likely get a yeast infection.
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
85640 posts
Posted on 6/12/15 at 4:47 pm to
Where's nurse when I need her
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
61835 posts
Posted on 6/12/15 at 4:48 pm to
Saccharin causes mouth cancer
Jump to page
Page First 23 24 25 26
Jump to page
first pageprev pagePage 25 of 26Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on X, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookXInstagram