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re: LUNCH THRAY---The "express yourself freely" edition

Posted on 6/15/17 at 3:14 pm to
Posted by Beefherinthequeefer
;)
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 6/15/17 at 3:14 pm to
Hey dipshit
Everything's good
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
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Posted on 6/15/17 at 3:15 pm to
quote:

I was just trying to help out


That must be why they call you sweet baby.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
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Posted on 6/15/17 at 3:15 pm to
quote:

before i do can you give me some detail to why he was benched?


Yes.
Posted by Dave lsu 89
B.R,/ Houston
Member since Jun 2016
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Posted on 6/15/17 at 3:15 pm to
Darth some folks dont get it! my pop had got t-boned in BR near Franks..... on airline/florida/ had a brain bleed, they tried to drill the hole, that didnt work so they cut out a square to reduce the blood swelling... Medical induced Coma, not sure he would ever make it out at 73....but he is a tough ole bastard and did!... they pronounced him Dead on the scene but, after hospital n 3 mth stay he made it...NO DEATH certificate!
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
114468 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 3:16 pm to
i want jasper to give you a foot massage tonight. does he realize what he's done to you?
Posted by Beefherinthequeefer
;)
Member since Jan 2008
37715 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 3:16 pm to

Paige take no offense to me laughing
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
20027 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 3:16 pm to
at the new 08 thread.

ETA-Beef - This site is so much better when people are laughing. I used to have trouble keeping a straight face at my desk reading some of the threads. There are some really funny people here.
This post was edited on 6/15/17 at 3:18 pm
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 6/15/17 at 3:17 pm to
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Was there a biker heaven I'm just wondering




Hey Beef.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 3:17 pm to
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You're breathtakingly stupid if you think a person is not actually dead until a death certificate is issued. A death certificate is only a legal document, nothing more. It's issued when someone dies and is not revived. The fact someone dies and is revived though does not change the fact that they did in fact die and were dead but were then revived.




Once again...

the Medical Definition of Dying:

quote:

It states that: "An individual who has sustained either (1) irreversible cessation of circulatory and respiratory functions, or (2) irreversible cessation of all functions of the entire brain, including the brain stem is dead. A determination of death must be made in accordance with accepted medical standards."





Is this what happened to you?


Legal Definition of Death

quote:

Legal death is a government's official recognition that a person has died. Normally this is done by issuing a death certificate. In most cases, such a certificate is only issued either by a doctor's declaration of death or upon the identification of a corpse.



Is this what happened to you?


quote:

Death and Dying. Death is the end of life. Dying is the process of approaching death, including the choices and actions involved in that process.

Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74660 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 3:17 pm to
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Was there a biker heaven I'm just wondering


I honestly don't remember a thing. Last I remember that night was about 6PM. I lost consciousness sometime after that. I flat-lined about 9 PM. My wife watched it happen. They did emergency open-heart surgery and I woke up from that around 1;30 AM with a ventilator tube down my throat wondering what the hell had happened.
Posted by Beefherinthequeefer
;)
Member since Jan 2008
37715 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 3:17 pm to
What did he do?
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
114468 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 3:18 pm to
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 3:19 pm to
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i just took my shirt off and started peacocking around my office space...i am one proud poster today.




Skillet , I need some pictures for my thread. they dont believe me
Posted by Beefherinthequeefer
;)
Member since Jan 2008
37715 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 3:19 pm to
What
Posted by MapGuy
I was born,I grew older,I'm here
Member since May 2010
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Posted on 6/15/17 at 3:19 pm to
she's a top 20 female poster for sure
Posted by Dave lsu 89
B.R,/ Houston
Member since Jun 2016
3879 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 3:20 pm to
new thread is up! are you going to support it?
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74660 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 3:21 pm to
quote:

Is this what happened to you?


Here is what multiple doctors and surgeons told me happened that night. And I quote...

"You died"

By "died" I mean I stopped breathing, my heart stopped beating, all bodily functions ceased. Nothing, nada. I wasn't "close" to death. and as of around 9 PM that night I'd passed the "dying" phase, and did in fact medically die as per multiple doctors. Now unless you can provide me with more credentials besides the ability to Goggle a Wikipedia article, I'm still taking their word over yours and there is not a damn thing you can do to change that.

Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
114468 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 3:22 pm to
quote:

new thread is up! are you going to support it?





you poor ignorant gullible bastard...you just can't help but be stupid, can you?
Posted by Beefherinthequeefer
;)
Member since Jan 2008
37715 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 3:22 pm to
Our date is off.... Sarcastic typing I don't like
Posted by Beefherinthequeefer
;)
Member since Jan 2008
37715 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 3:23 pm to
So nobody was at the pearly gates...
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