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re: LUNCH THRAY---The "don't worry be happy" edition

Posted on 6/25/15 at 4:41 pm to
Posted by Jakesonaplane
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Posted on 6/25/15 at 4:41 pm to
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pergola


Is this a gay term?
Posted by CadesCove
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Posted on 6/25/15 at 4:42 pm to
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They are both taking tomorrow off to host a brunch, lunch, afternoon tea...and hopefully....a long night of COCK-TAIL drinking under his new pergola.


When will they find the time to go antiquing? Such the social butterflies. Almost like Paige during Christmas party season.
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 6/25/15 at 4:45 pm to
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When will they find the time to go antiquing?


They may have to forego. Instead, if all of the home decorations are done and it is properly appointed, they might engage is a near-sweat inducing Scrapbooking fiesta using gender equality headlines from the nations newspapers and periodicals.
Posted by HoustonChick86
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Posted on 6/25/15 at 4:45 pm to
Yes
Posted by CadesCove
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Posted on 6/25/15 at 4:47 pm to
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if all of the home decorations are done and it is properly appointed, they might engage is a near-sweat inducing Scrapbooking fiesta using gender equality headlines from the nations newspapers and periodicals.


Haha, SweetPickle is such a fgt.
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
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Posted on 6/25/15 at 4:49 pm to
Pergolas are gay?
Posted by 777Tiger
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Posted on 6/25/15 at 4:50 pm to
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Pergolas are gay?



only if you call them that
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
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Posted on 6/25/15 at 4:51 pm to
What are you supposed to call them? Because I've been thinking if building one on my back porch and I want to make sure I'm using the straight term
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 6/25/15 at 4:51 pm to
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Haha, SweetPickle is such a fgt.




But he says otherwise.

In reality, I think I believe Hillary re. her emails and servers more than I do him.
Posted by CadesCove
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Posted on 6/25/15 at 4:52 pm to
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I've been thinking if building one on my back porch and I want to make sure I'm using the straight term


Borderline gay. At least call it a trellis or something.
Posted by jmcs68
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Posted on 6/25/15 at 4:54 pm to
I have one in the backyard covered with wisteria.

Was Dills covered in flowers?
Posted by CadesCove
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Posted on 6/25/15 at 4:55 pm to
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Was Dills covered in flowers?


The frick should I know? He's gay in Chicago and I'm straight in Birmingham.
Posted by 777Tiger
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Posted on 6/25/15 at 4:56 pm to
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I want to make sure I'm using the straight term

I'm thinking of building one too, for now I'm going with arbor, until I can think of something little mas macho
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 6/25/15 at 4:56 pm to
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At least call it a trellis or something.


and plant several clematis to climb all over it. Those bloosoms are so lovely...under a moonlight night. Maybe some Japanese lanterns for some discreet lighting.

Not that I have thought about it.
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
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Posted on 6/25/15 at 4:57 pm to
Arbor sounds pretty manly. Like something a member of the southern gentry would have.
Posted by CadesCove
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Posted on 6/25/15 at 4:58 pm to
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and plant several clematis to climb all over it. Those bloosoms are so lovely...under a moonlight night. Maybe some Japanese lanterns for some discreet lighting.


I had clematis after a trip to Thailand once. The Dr struck my penis with a mallet to get the pus out and they gave me a couple shots. Good as new now though.
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
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Posted on 6/25/15 at 4:59 pm to
Penicillin is a miracle drug. I think he just hit your dick with a mallet to frick with you. They're supposed to shove a big arse cotton swab up your dick hole.


Or so I've heard
Posted by jmcs68
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Posted on 6/25/15 at 5:00 pm to
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and I'm straight in Birmingham.



You say that like you're trying to convince someone.
Posted by CadesCove
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Posted on 6/25/15 at 5:00 pm to
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They're supposed to shove a big arse cotton swab up your dick hole.


That's how I got it. You have to pay the hookers extra for that kind of action.
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 6/25/15 at 5:01 pm to
Let me guess, a very girthy hammer?

Probably more of a mallet..
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