re: LUNCH THRAY----The "take a moment to say hbd to liz" edition

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Says the guy telling her to bleach her a-hole.

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She inquired and I merely responded. You, however, went beyond friendly conversation when you said you were aroused by her feet.

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She inquired and I merely responded. You, however, went beyond friendly conversation when you said you were aroused by her feet.

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It’s called a joke. Geeze.

MikelBR's latest post. Gotta love that guy!

[img]You're going to be shoving organic vegetables in your honey hole for pleasure if you think you're going to find anything worth a shite and std-free hanging out in singles bars in your 30s and beyond. [/img]

terd, I went in to get my butthole bleached. They said they would have to wrap one of those tiny rubber bands around the protrusion they called a hemmorrhoid, and let the blood be cut off for a month. When it dried up and fell off like a baby's umbilical cord, I could go back in for a re-evaluation. I said, no thanks.

this thread is arse today. i will see myself out.

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img]You're going to be shoving organic vegetables in your honey hole for pleasure if you think you're going to find anything worth a shite and std-free hanging out in singles bars in your 30s and beyond. [/img]

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Organic is definitely the way to go

Bleaching might also get rid of that salsa verde Doritos smell

Probably not.

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does anybody remember which thermometer skillet recommended? it looked like a lollipop and came in pink

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Do you mean something like this? I'm sure skillet will let you borrow his.

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no! don't do that. i'm not a lost cause yet.

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I didn't mean it like that

You've got some good horoscopes coming up, so make sure you're lookin' hot when you go to Target.