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re: LNST: Death to Owls
Posted on 5/30/17 at 11:54 pm to Rebel
Posted on 5/30/17 at 11:54 pm to Rebel
Check this shite out. So we invite some friends over yesterday for a cookout. One couple has a 1.5 year old male doberman. I open the front door and that motherfricker starts raising his leg and pissing on random spots in my house. I was like 
I was like we can keep him in the backyard. I sprayed and cleaned all the spots I seen him raise his leg. Fast forward 30 mins I let him back in he goes straight to my son's room where he is playing video games yep you guessed it mofo pissed on my son. fricking no respect his arse stayed outside the rest of the time.
Eta: my gf said he was marking since we have a male chewowee. Look like pissing too me
I was like we can keep him in the backyard. I sprayed and cleaned all the spots I seen him raise his leg. Fast forward 30 mins I let him back in he goes straight to my son's room where he is playing video games yep you guessed it mofo pissed on my son. fricking no respect his arse stayed outside the rest of the time.
Eta: my gf said he was marking since we have a male chewowee. Look like pissing too me
This post was edited on 5/30/17 at 11:58 pm
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Posted on 5/30/17 at 11:58 pm to FLBooGoTigs1
i would've gone Morten Anderson on that mofo.
Posted on 5/31/17 at 12:02 am to Rebel
No you would not have that SOB was huge like 4 ft at the shoulders and about 105lbs. He wasn't fixed either maybe I should have kicked him in the nuts or something 
Gf was steam cleaning the carpets today but he will not be coming over to my house again.
Gf was steam cleaning the carpets today but he will not be coming over to my house again.
Posted on 5/31/17 at 12:08 am to FLBooGoTigs1
He should've been fixed.
Y'all know how I feel about balls.
Y'all know how I feel about balls.
Posted on 5/31/17 at 12:12 am to Aspercel
i've been fixed.
dr. was kind enough to leave the balls though.
dr. was kind enough to leave the balls though.
Posted on 5/31/17 at 12:12 am to Aspercel
My son: Dad that damn dog pissed on me
Me: Yep you weren't his first target either
His owner wants to breed him thus the nuts are intact
My son: Dad you see the nuts on that dog
Me: How could you not have seen them
Me: Yep you weren't his first target either
His owner wants to breed him thus the nuts are intact
My son: Dad you see the nuts on that dog
Me: How could you not have seen them
Posted on 5/31/17 at 12:14 am to Rebel
Going to get it done soon too I think reb. I can't be having babies in my 40's I enjoy my "me" time too much now.
Posted on 5/31/17 at 12:15 am to Aspercel
Posted on 5/31/17 at 12:20 am to Rebel
You made a wise choice.
Posted on 5/31/17 at 12:21 am to Scooba
Scoob what do you do that keeps you up in here at this hour?
We know aspy drinks then passes out but what keeps you in here?
Aspy j/k
We know aspy drinks then passes out but what keeps you in here?
Aspy j/k
Posted on 5/31/17 at 12:22 am to FLBooGoTigs1
But WHY does he want to breed him?
Ugh.
I hate people. Probably because he "has papers". Not like he has anything to contribute to the breed.
Ugh.
I hate people. Probably because he "has papers". Not like he has anything to contribute to the breed.
Posted on 5/31/17 at 12:23 am to FLBooGoTigs1
Aspy fails at sleep and most of the rest of her life.
:-/
:-/
Posted on 5/31/17 at 12:27 am to Aspercel
The Dr. was also my Uncle.
for me everything after that was weird and awkward.
After I realized what he did for a living, I would no longer shake his hand at Christmas and family functions. I'd just give him a fist bump.
And I would never ask him to pass something at the dinner table.
for me everything after that was weird and awkward.
After I realized what he did for a living, I would no longer shake his hand at Christmas and family functions. I'd just give him a fist bump.
And I would never ask him to pass something at the dinner table.
Posted on 5/31/17 at 12:27 am to Aspercel
You don't fail at keeping me up :)
Baby steps now once you get that vacation then things will start to turn around for you.
Baby steps now once you get that vacation then things will start to turn around for you.
Posted on 5/31/17 at 12:28 am to Rebel
That's great
Posted on 5/31/17 at 12:30 am to FLBooGoTigs1
I waste my vacation days being abused by my horse at shows
Posted on 5/31/17 at 12:36 am to FLBooGoTigs1
if you have happen to have an uncle that's a urologist, think about farming the job out to someone else.
Posted on 5/31/17 at 12:46 am to Rebel
We got a guy out here that is a vasectomy professional. Dude plows through more dick sacks than Kim Kardashian used too. Read his reviews they were very good I want these balls in good hands.
Posted on 5/31/17 at 12:48 am to Aspercel
Sounds like it's time to take a people vacation minus the horses.
Posted on 5/31/17 at 2:48 am to FLBooGoTigs1
4 am BUMP
Where all da peeps at?
Where all da peeps at?
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