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re: Late Night Snack Thread/ Night Shift Roll Call- let’s lampoon public figures

Posted on 4/27/18 at 11:52 pm to
Posted by jimbeam
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Posted on 4/27/18 at 11:52 pm to
A wee tipsy
Posted by LZ83
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Posted on 4/28/18 at 12:18 am to
Working the night shift.

Just had tuna and some grapefruit.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
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Posted on 4/28/18 at 12:32 am to
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jimbeam


quote:

A wee tipsy

name checks out
Posted by Rebel
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Posted on 4/28/18 at 12:35 am to
I just woke up. I might have a Klondike bar.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
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Posted on 4/28/18 at 12:41 am to
another late nap?
Posted by Rebel
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Posted on 4/28/18 at 1:21 am to
More long than late.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
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Posted on 4/28/18 at 1:23 am to
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More long than late.

Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 4/28/18 at 1:24 am to
That doesn’t make sense
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 4/28/18 at 1:40 am to
Anybody else still up?
Posted by pioneerbasketball
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Posted on 4/28/18 at 1:43 am to
Me
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 4/28/18 at 1:45 am to
So give me something to rant on. I’m bored. Want to write.

Did you get to see the Ballad of Gravy Chambers before it got whacked?

I thought it came out quite well
Posted by pioneerbasketball
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Posted on 4/28/18 at 1:53 am to
I missed it.

Posted by pioneerbasketball
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Posted on 4/28/18 at 1:53 am to
Gas prices
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 4/28/18 at 2:01 am to
Sung to the tune of “The Ballad of Davy Crockett”

“The Ballad of Gravy Chambers”
Born to a family in Baton Rudge,
Big fat fricker like a pile of fudge,
Raised in Florida and golly gee,
He can kill a whole bucket from KFC,
Gravy, Gravy Chambers, Kang Size, wide Front n’ Rear,

He can single handedly shut down a whole buffet,
Then say he didn’t like it and refuse to pay,
If anyone dares to give him some lip,
He’ll call them a racist and not leave a tip,
Gravy, Gravy Chambers, Kang Size, wide Front n’ Rear,

When Alton Sterling got his thug self killed,
Gravy knew he had some 5x pants to fill,
So he jiggled down, to the Triple S,
And made himself a name in the big protest,
Gravy, Gravy Chambers, Kang Size, wide Front n’ Rear,

When the GoFundMe money didn’t come his way,
He threw a fit on the metro council meeting day,
When they’d had enough, and hauled his arse away,
From the rear of the paddy wagon sparks did spray,
Gravy, Gravy Chambers, Kang Size, wide Front n’ Rear,

Now he says “Guhd Aftanoon” on his FB page,
Fake tears rollin down his cheeks as he screams in rage,
He picked him a fight with ol’ Silky Slim,
Then a bunch of the hood rats went and turned on him,
Gravy, Gravy Chambers, Kang Size, wide Front n’ Rear,

Now he can’t get money since the media went,
So he’s stuck living in his mom’s basement,
Even though his shirt, could double as a tent,
He should pay the OT, we keep him relevant,
Gravy, Gravy Chambers, Kang Size, wide Front n’ Rear,
Gravy, Gravy Chambers, Kang Size, wide Front n’ Rear,


Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 4/28/18 at 2:02 am to
Gas prices don’t seem too bad right now.

frick this place is dead.

I feel old.

Went out with a bud I used to work with, like 10 years younger than me, to shoot some pool, and all these young dudes at the bar seemed so pathetic.

Just boring conversations the women weren’t interested in, with their flair and skinny jeans and coiffed hair but not an ounce of verve or personality to them.

Was I that lame when I was that age?

Is it something that just comes with age?
This post was edited on 4/28/18 at 2:04 am
Posted by pioneerbasketball
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Posted on 4/28/18 at 2:04 am to
I laughed
Posted by WinnPtiger
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Posted on 4/28/18 at 2:05 am to
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habooyah yah yah, shabooyah roll call My name is Slag, yeah I’m still sober, yeah My name is Slag, Jalapeños



GAF
Posted by pioneerbasketball
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Posted on 4/28/18 at 2:40 am to
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