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Posted on 3/20/16 at 8:21 pm
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
26328 posts
Posted on 3/20/16 at 8:21 pm
Golden Meadow Man Dies in Bayou after Attempted Theft

The body of a Golden Meadow man was discovered in Bayou Lafourche after an attempted theft at a residence.

Water Patrol deputies discovered the body of Michael Gonzales (age 37) of Golden Meadow Friday morning following the incident.

Through investigation, detectives learned a Golden Meadow resident exited his East Main Street home at around 5:40 a.m. Friday, March 18, and discovered a man, later identified as Gonzales, attempting to steal a small generator from a carport.

Upon realizing he had been spotted, detectives learned, Gonzales began to flee with the generator. Gonzales eventually dropped the generator in the driveway and continued running toward Bayou Lafourche.

He then entered the bayou and attempted to swim to the other side. At one point, a witness saw him go underwater and never resurface.

Water Patrol deputies, along with assistance from Port Fourchon Harbor Police, began searching for Gonzales, and he was found deceased later that morning.

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This post was edited on 3/20/16 at 8:22 pm
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
38233 posts
Posted on 3/20/16 at 8:24 pm to
How many crabs did they catch off of him? Did they put him back once or twice?
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 3/20/16 at 8:25 pm to
Bad choices seem to be abound in the fella
This post was edited on 3/20/16 at 8:33 pm
Posted by Elusiveporpi
Below I-10
Member since Feb 2011
2765 posts
Posted on 3/20/16 at 8:29 pm to
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
68395 posts
Posted on 3/20/16 at 8:31 pm to
quote:

How many crabs did they catch off of him? Did they put him back once or twice?




Doesn't sound like he had a long enough soak.
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
38233 posts
Posted on 3/20/16 at 8:34 pm to
Good point. Let's put him back.
Posted by LSUTANGERINE
Baton Rouge and Northshore LA
Member since Sep 2006
38468 posts
Posted on 3/20/16 at 8:36 pm to
why do people jump in the water of they can't swim? Morans
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
52792 posts
Posted on 3/20/16 at 8:38 pm to
So according to you the karma for theft is death¿
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
19285 posts
Posted on 3/20/16 at 8:39 pm to
Era un buen chico. El no hizo nada.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
68395 posts
Posted on 3/20/16 at 8:40 pm to
Tie a rope around one of his legs first, give him a 30 minute soak and pull him in slowly. Have your net ready. Adjust soak time by the number of crabs caught.

Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
26328 posts
Posted on 3/20/16 at 8:53 pm to
Sounds good to me

#hedindunuttin
This post was edited on 3/20/16 at 8:54 pm
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
48440 posts
Posted on 3/20/16 at 9:07 pm to
quote:

why do people jump in the water of they can't swim? Morans


Ummmm
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
82387 posts
Posted on 3/20/16 at 9:16 pm to
quote:

why do people jump in the water of they can't swim?


Soooooo many politically incorrect jokes come to mind...
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