ITT: 50 year old fatties critique the donut chain after not reading the OP

I missed out on Krispy Kreme's rap "career," but discovered his piano songs (as Tyler Cassidy) via Spotify when Whole Lotta Gang shite came on during a roadtrip. We listened to his whole discography on that car ride, laughing our asses off for about 4 hours straight.

Humor aside though, that guy can sing and play. He's legit talented. This is him turning some guy's YouTube comment about a night on Bourbon Street in the 80's into a song, and it's great:

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Posted by boddagetta

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Posted on 3/12/25 at 11:37 pm to ReauxlTide222

Why is James crying?

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Posted by Proximo

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Posted on 3/13/25 at 2:38 am to ReauxlTide222

Is this about the donut place or not, I’m still not sure

Now I’m craving a donut you bastard

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Posted by jeffsdad

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Posted on 3/13/25 at 3:41 am to ReauxlTide222

If people tried Shreveport's Southern Maid Donuts, they wouldn't ever eat Crispy Creme again.

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Posted by CocomoLSU

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Posted on 3/13/25 at 7:00 am to Proximo

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Is this about the donut place or not, I’m still not sure

I always wondered if the "Give a n!gga a break" song would come back to bite him. I hope it doesn't, and I'm glad to see black dudes enjoying it. As with most of his other stuff, it's actually a pretty good song. And completely ballsy for him to put it out there in the first place.

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Posted by CocomoLSU

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Posted on 3/13/25 at 7:20 am to DecadePlusLurker

quote:
This is him turning some guy's YouTube comment about a night on Bourbon Street in the 80's into a song, and it's great:

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That is legit awesome.

I love that he read the whole story first...I wasn't sure where it was going at first, but once the song started I was into it.

So I'm not a real doctor,
not the kind that gives meds away.
I'm a self proclaimed doctor like Dr. Dre.
In New Orleans I'm just trying to get some love today.
And I'll admit it when I say I lied to you...
I'm not a real doctor.
Not the kind that does surgery.
I transformed into a doctor so you'd flirt with me.
And I knew it wouldn't be long 'fo you's deserting me.
Cuz you will find out certainly I lied to you.
I'm not a real doctor.