re: I have a confession: i ate like trash this weekend

The other day, I'm sitting on the terlette, unleashing a barrage on the sewers. My dog comes in and indicates she would like a trip outdoors to do the same. Fair enough, I tell her.

After wrapping up the sortie, and I take my dog out and she drops a magnificent, steaming pile on the lawn. We get back home, I head to the john to wash my hands. BOOM!! The lingering, aftershock from the aforementioned shite was devastating. It smelled so bad, I started crying.