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re: I don’t get Pete Davidson at all

Posted on 1/3/23 at 7:32 am to
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
9890 posts
Posted on 1/3/23 at 7:32 am to
quote:

He sold his soul.


This post reminds me of an episode of the Simpsons where Homer traded his soul for a donut.

Pete Davidson did the same thing except he traded it for an elephant trunk sized penis.

Now all he does is the bidding of Mephistopheles/the devil.

This could make a good SNL skit of People’s Court where Pete tries to get his soul back, and Jon Lovitz reprises his role as the devil and presents evidence that he does have a large member and presents all the women he has bedded that regular guys would have no shot with. Phil Hartman would play the judge.
This post was edited on 1/3/23 at 7:48 am
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
70920 posts
Posted on 1/3/23 at 7:38 am to
You know Freud invented snorting cocaine? Before Freud it was only ingested. He popularized its use and told people smelling it cured morphine and other addictions.

My point? We give Freud too much credit as a genius.
Posted by CincinnatiTiger
Cincinnati, OH
Member since May 2010
904 posts
Posted on 1/3/23 at 10:55 am to
Can’t forget…

“It’s great to be here hosted by shaq’s dick” when referring to kevin hart.
Posted by illuminatic
Manipulating politicans&rappers
Member since Sep 2012
7009 posts
Posted on 1/3/23 at 11:22 am to
quote:

Ariana Grande said he's got a 10 inch dong.


I'm not saying he doesn't have a hog, but we all know women can't tell an inch from a foot.

I've been gaslighting my wife for 10 years, every time she needs me to measure something in the house, I add 3 inches to it. She thinks I'm huge.
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