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Posted on 2/12/21 at 1:49 pm to Deep Purple Haze
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no mpt
tomato paste?



Posted on 2/12/21 at 1:50 pm to Skillet
quote:
did m-dog's moscato sammy win?
no and dat t00fwich got robbed.
Posted on 2/12/21 at 1:51 pm to Winston Cup
The Louisiana State Police had gotten wind that illegal cock fights were becoming big in the rural areas around Lafayette. They decided to send in Boudreaux, their best undercover detective. Boudreaux spent several weeks doing surveillance and came back to headquarters to report the results of his investigation. Boudreaux say, "Der is tree main group in dis cock fightin' bisness." "Who are dey?", his Sergeant asked. Boudreaux replies, "De Aggies, De Cajuns, an de Mafia." "How you know?", asked the sargeant? "Well," says Boudreaux, "I done seen da cock fight, Cher. I knowed da Aggies was involve when a duck was entered in de cock fight." "What about the others?" questioned the Sergeant. "Well, I knowed da Cajuns was involve when sumbody bet on da duck. You know dem Cajuns, dey drink too much an say 'Aw, what da hell?', an dey'll do anyting dats kinda crazy." "Mais, Boudreaux," axed the Sergeant, "How you know da Mafia's involve too?" Boudreaux say, "Dat's de easyiest part. De damn duck won !!"
Posted on 2/12/21 at 1:53 pm to Skillet
tryin 2 tell mpt that there's NO tomatoes in gumbo 

Posted on 2/12/21 at 1:53 pm to S
@martini
t00f--My mom uses tomatoes in gumbo and jambalaya. It still tastes good. I guess she lived in NOLA too long.
t00f--My mom uses tomatoes in gumbo and jambalaya. It still tastes good. I guess she lived in NOLA too long.
This post was edited on 2/12/21 at 1:55 pm
Posted on 2/12/21 at 1:54 pm to Chicken
Boudreaux's wife asked him for $5,000 one day. When he asked what she needed the money for she said it was for a boob job. He answered, "You don't need $5,000.00 and a doctor to make your boobs big. He said I know a way that costs nothing. She asked what it was and he answered, "Just rub some toilet paper between your breasts each day". She asked how that would possibly help her boobs get bigger.
He answered..."I have no idea how it works but it did wonders for your arse".
He answered..."I have no idea how it works but it did wonders for your arse".
Posted on 2/12/21 at 1:54 pm to Deep Purple Haze
quote:
NO tomatoes
rotel is a surprise add too mfDPH
Posted on 2/12/21 at 1:56 pm to dukke v
This one is my favorite that my dad tells
This post was edited on 2/12/21 at 1:57 pm
Posted on 2/12/21 at 1:57 pm to Deep Purple Haze
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Deep Purple Haze

Posted on 2/12/21 at 1:59 pm to dukke v
quote:
This is probably too long
hi pj, like i always say it's not the size of the boat, but the motion in da sea.
my lil dinghy >>>> pj's porn sized pecker
Posted on 2/12/21 at 2:01 pm to Skillet
mps LT >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mpc LT
Posted on 2/12/21 at 2:03 pm to Skillet
women don't porn like peckers, unless ............
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