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re: I am at a lunch and need to tell a Cajun joke...

Posted on 2/12/21 at 1:49 pm to
Posted by Skillet
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Posted on 2/12/21 at 1:49 pm to
did m-dog's moscato sammy win?
Posted by t00f
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Posted on 2/12/21 at 1:49 pm to
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no mpt


tomato paste?
Posted by t00f
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Posted on 2/12/21 at 1:50 pm to
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did m-dog's moscato sammy win?



no and dat t00fwich got robbed.
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
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Posted on 2/12/21 at 1:51 pm to
Posted by Skillet
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Posted on 2/12/21 at 1:51 pm to
wyd
Posted by S
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Posted on 2/12/21 at 1:51 pm to
The Louisiana State Police had gotten wind that illegal cock fights were becoming big in the rural areas around Lafayette. They decided to send in Boudreaux, their best undercover detective. Boudreaux spent several weeks doing surveillance and came back to headquarters to report the results of his investigation. Boudreaux say, "Der is tree main group in dis cock fightin' bisness." "Who are dey?", his Sergeant asked. Boudreaux replies, "De Aggies, De Cajuns, an de Mafia." "How you know?", asked the sargeant? "Well," says Boudreaux, "I done seen da cock fight, Cher. I knowed da Aggies was involve when a duck was entered in de cock fight." "What about the others?" questioned the Sergeant. "Well, I knowed da Cajuns was involve when sumbody bet on da duck. You know dem Cajuns, dey drink too much an say 'Aw, what da hell?', an dey'll do anyting dats kinda crazy." "Mais, Boudreaux," axed the Sergeant, "How you know da Mafia's involve too?" Boudreaux say, "Dat's de easyiest part. De damn duck won !!"
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
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Posted on 2/12/21 at 1:53 pm to
tryin 2 tell mpt that there's NO tomatoes in gumbo
Posted by t00f
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Posted on 2/12/21 at 1:53 pm to
tl;dr
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
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Posted on 2/12/21 at 1:53 pm to
@martini


t00f--My mom uses tomatoes in gumbo and jambalaya. It still tastes good. I guess she lived in NOLA too long.
This post was edited on 2/12/21 at 1:55 pm
Posted by ShermanTxTiger
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Posted on 2/12/21 at 1:54 pm to
Boudreaux's wife asked him for $5,000 one day. When he asked what she needed the money for she said it was for a boob job. He answered, "You don't need $5,000.00 and a doctor to make your boobs big. He said I know a way that costs nothing. She asked what it was and he answered, "Just rub some toilet paper between your breasts each day". She asked how that would possibly help her boobs get bigger.

He answered..."I have no idea how it works but it did wonders for your arse".

Posted by Skillet
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Posted on 2/12/21 at 1:54 pm to
hi ess, i don't get your joke
Posted by t00f
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Posted on 2/12/21 at 1:54 pm to
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NO tomatoes


rotel is a surprise add too mfDPH
Posted by S
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Posted on 2/12/21 at 1:54 pm to
She’s a bint
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
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Posted on 2/12/21 at 1:55 pm to
Posted by CuyahogaTigerJr
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Posted on 2/12/21 at 1:56 pm to
This one is my favorite that my dad tells
This post was edited on 2/12/21 at 1:57 pm
Posted by Winston Cup
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Posted on 2/12/21 at 1:57 pm to
lol

an oldie but a goodie
Posted by t00f
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Posted on 2/12/21 at 1:57 pm to
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Deep Purple Haze

Posted by Skillet
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Posted on 2/12/21 at 1:59 pm to
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This is probably too long



hi pj, like i always say it's not the size of the boat, but the motion in da sea.

my lil dinghy >>>> pj's porn sized pecker
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
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Posted on 2/12/21 at 2:01 pm to
mps LT >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mpc LT
Posted by t00f
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Posted on 2/12/21 at 2:03 pm to
women don't porn like peckers, unless ............
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