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re: how to fake a thermometer to get out of work?
Posted on 4/6/20 at 3:32 pm to rallyTiger
Posted on 4/6/20 at 3:32 pm to rallyTiger
Actually you can very easily with DNP. Body Builders use it to shed weight and it ramps your body temp up big time. You can find it fairly easily if you looked hard enough. Just be careful because it’s actually an explosive pesticide.
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Posted on 4/6/20 at 3:34 pm to rallyTiger
we get a thermal reading every day before we clock in. 100.x and over and you go home for the day
I'm at a cool 96.4 this morning. It's from all the ice in my veins I acquired from all the hears I broke
I'm at a cool 96.4 this morning. It's from all the ice in my veins I acquired from all the hears I broke
Posted on 4/6/20 at 3:38 pm to rallyTiger
Smoke some meth and hope they don't hit you with a piss test at the same time.
Posted on 4/6/20 at 3:42 pm to rallyTiger
The old Navy was soap under the armpit.
I have no idea if it worked or not. My Brother-in-Law used to try it all the time.
He served on the USS Oriskany doing flight ops during the Vietnam war.
I have no idea if it worked or not. My Brother-in-Law used to try it all the time.
He served on the USS Oriskany doing flight ops during the Vietnam war.
Posted on 4/6/20 at 3:43 pm to rallyTiger
How old are you?
Posted on 4/6/20 at 3:47 pm to FredBear
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When I was a kid I tried to do so with a match and the thermometer cracked open. That didn't work out well for me at all
Big dummy. You're supposed to use warm water to make the mercury go up but not pop the thermometer and then you shake it back down to a temperature high enough to get you out of school but not high enough to get you sent to the doctor. You also take your day or two off of school, but you make sure not to do it long enough to get sent to the doctor.
This post was edited on 4/6/20 at 3:49 pm
Posted on 4/6/20 at 3:54 pm to rallyTiger
Please try your best. We haven't had a legit NSFW post in ages. Your work is needed here.
Posted on 4/6/20 at 5:06 pm to rallyTiger
Go buy some Niacin capsules in the vitamin section and pop 3-4 of those. It'll make your skin flush and you'll be able to get out of anything. I faked some allergic reactions with it when I was in high school.
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