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re: How long does it take a fat 600 lb person’s body to decompose?

Posted on 4/18/26 at 11:02 pm to
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
20868 posts
Posted on 4/18/26 at 11:02 pm to
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Worked a dead person call with a huge lady. She had a heart attack and was hunched over on the floor in her bathtub. It was about 3 weeks before she was found. The gasses built up in her body causing a tear in her flesh down her back from neck to arse.


I feel like I should send you something to thank you for doing that work. That sounds horrible.
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
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Posted on 4/19/26 at 8:00 am to
I don’t know about decomposing, but a friend of my dad’s owns a funeral home and has had issues with chimney fires when cremating fatties because of “grease” fires.

Posted by Dissident Aggressor
Member since Aug 2011
5649 posts
Posted on 4/19/26 at 8:03 am to
depends if theyre laid out in the desert or the frozen tundra…
Posted by Laugh More
Member since Jan 2022
3929 posts
Posted on 4/19/26 at 8:39 am to
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encourage people not to molest kids.

Having a swift death penalty and only 6 months to appeal on an expedited schedule so no “due process” bullshite defense would do wonders for this encouragement.
Posted by CollegeFBRules
Member since Oct 2008
25707 posts
Posted on 4/19/26 at 8:43 am to
Would decline invitation to be a pallbearer.
Posted by TygerLyfe
Member since May 2023
3898 posts
Posted on 4/19/26 at 9:29 am to
Not today FBI
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