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re: How late are these idiots going to be detonating artillery tonight?

Posted on 7/3/16 at 11:39 pm to
Posted by CharlieDay
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2016
422 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 11:39 pm to
I hope you over sleep and get shitcanned tomorrow. And I hope your kids never learn to read.
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 11:40 pm to
Boom. Bump. Boom. Boom
Giving me a headache.
The concussion is incredible.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 11:41 pm to
It's only once a year, I can deal with it.
Posted by Asgard Device
The Daedalus
Member since Apr 2011
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Posted on 7/3/16 at 11:44 pm to
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It's only once a year, I can deal with it.



It's twice a year if you count NYE, but today isn't the 4th. It's the 3rd so I guess it's 3 times a year?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135028 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 11:45 pm to
Why aren't you asleep? Just turn the damn tv up or put some earplugs or earbuds in.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 11:45 pm to
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It's twice a year if you count NYE, but today isn't the 4th. It's the 3rd so I guess it's 3 times a year?


3 nights out of 365. The horror.
Posted by CharlieDay
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2016
422 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 11:50 pm to
You should move to the Middle East. See how you enjoy the holiday season then.
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 7/3/16 at 11:51 pm to
Posted by EyeTwentyNole
Member since Mar 2015
4199 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 11:52 pm to
Getting the little tyke ready to bitch about every little thing it seems
Posted by Asgard Device
The Daedalus
Member since Apr 2011
11562 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 11:54 pm to
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3 nights out of 365. The horror.



I fail to see the logic in that. Also there's many different levels of outrage. I know a lot of people on this board are very binary in that they are either outraged or totally for it. I'm more of smh at them level right now. Not really outraged, just kind of like "why?"

How about I do something really obnoxious to you and your family for 3 nights out of the year?

I'm on the street outside your home at midnight on a work night in my underwear playing the bagpipes in celebration of Aberdeen winning a game in Scottish Premier League. Why you mad? it's just 3 nights a year.
This post was edited on 7/3/16 at 11:59 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135028 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 11:59 pm to
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How about I do something really obnoxious to you and your family for 3 nights out of the year?



Nobody is doing anything "to your family".


No dad is saying "hey kids, you know they arse-gard device over there!? Well let's blow shite up just to annoy him!"

Quit being a whiny bitch and put some earplugs in and maybe reflect on how lucky you are to live in a place where bombs bursting in air are merely a minor annoyance,
And not something that scatters your loved ones all over the yard.
Posted by Asgard Device
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Member since Apr 2011
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Posted on 7/4/16 at 12:01 am to
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Getting the little tyke ready to bitch about every little thing it seems



No. My first priority is to get their genders re-assigned.
Posted by Asgard Device
The Daedalus
Member since Apr 2011
11562 posts
Posted on 7/4/16 at 12:02 am to
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Nobody is doing anything "to your family".


No dad is saying "hey kids, you know they arse-gard device over there!? Well let's blow shite up just to annoy him!"

Quit being a whiny bitch and put some earplugs in and maybe reflect on how lucky you are to live in a place where bombs bursting in air are merely a minor annoyance,
And not something that scatters your loved ones all over the yard.


Exactly. Me, bagpipes, yelling obscenities about Aberdeen. Same logic applies.
Posted by AU4real35
Member since Jan 2014
16065 posts
Posted on 7/4/16 at 12:02 am to
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How about I do something really obnoxious to you and your family for 3 nights out of the year?


You're such a victim.... They're purposely shooting fireworks because they know your kids are sleeping. Not only that, they know you have to work in the morning and just maybe your kids won't be able to sleep and in turn will keep you awake. The world's against you, there's no doubt about it.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 7/4/16 at 12:03 am to
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How about I do something really obnoxious to you and your family for 3 nights out of the year?


If you consider fireworks some egregious act upon your family... I feel sorry for your wife and kids.

Posted by Asgard Device
The Daedalus
Member since Apr 2011
11562 posts
Posted on 7/4/16 at 12:13 am to
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They're purposely shooting fireworks


As opposed to accidentally?

quote:

because they know your kids are sleeping.


Wait. you mean there's plausible deniability there? You think they are unaware of the existence of children in the neighborhood? Or that they think that children do not sleep at night?

Fireworks are illegal in this parish, btw. Everyone lets it slide on NYE and the 4th because of cultural norms, but you fail to realize that its idiots that abuse the traditions that get them shut down for everyone. What will happen is that someone important will complain about fireworks on the 3rd and they will get shut down for the 4th too.

These are likely the same kind of people who frick it up fore everyone else and get everything else outlawed as well. We used to be able to ride motorcycles and bikes in the trails along the river and now you cant because these rednecks fricked it all up by tearing everything up. You used to be able to shoot guns back there but now you cant because these fricking rednecks started wildly shooting everywhere and put a bullet through a lady's window and now you can't do that anymore. You used to be able to ride 4-wheelers down he street to your friend's house or whatever but now you cant because these rednecks moved in and had major crashes that fricked it up for everyone else. You used to be able to play pickup basketball on the school courts but now you can't because these fricking rednecks started putting all kinds of stupid fricking graffiti on the courts. You used to be able to build a big porch add-on without having to get permitted but now they will find you and fine you if you go without permitting because some fricking redneck down the road built a shitty arse porch that collapsed and injured people. You used to be able to drive around the neighborhood without seeing trash and now you fricking cant drive 2 blocks without seeing packs of cigs and beer cans on the ground. It's fricking pathetic. If that's what being patriotic means, then frick it I guess I'm not patriotic.

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The world's against you, there's no doubt about it.


hyperbole.


Posted by Asgard Device
The Daedalus
Member since Apr 2011
11562 posts
Posted on 7/4/16 at 12:13 am to
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If you consider fireworks some egregious act upon your family... I feel sorry for your wife and kids.



Would you consider bagpipes to be some egregious act upon your family?
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 7/4/16 at 12:18 am to
Sorry you live in such a thin walled dwelling.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 7/4/16 at 12:21 am to
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Would you consider bagpipes to be some egregious act upon your family?


Quite pleasant, actually
Posted by Asgard Device
The Daedalus
Member since Apr 2011
11562 posts
Posted on 7/4/16 at 12:26 am to
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Quite pleasant, actually



I've never played the bagpipes before so I'm pretty sure it would be fairly unpleasant.
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