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How fast do you walk?
Posted on 7/19/16 at 10:37 am
Posted on 7/19/16 at 10:37 am
I walk fast as shite! My SO has to basically sprint to keep up with me. In my opinion there are 2 types of people in the world: people who walk fast, and people who don't have anywhere to be


Posted on 7/19/16 at 10:38 am to Grim
I damn near power walk when I have to go to the store. If there's one thing I hate, it's shopping.
Posted on 7/19/16 at 10:38 am to Grim
If I know where I'm going, I walk quickly and with a purpose.
If I'm walking with the intent of actually enjoying it, then I'll slow my pace.
If I'm walking with the intent of actually enjoying it, then I'll slow my pace.
This post was edited on 7/19/16 at 10:39 am
Posted on 7/19/16 at 10:40 am to Grim
When I'm out to get something accomplished, eg shopping, i power walk.
If I'm hanging with friends, i don't mind the casual stroll.
If I'm hanging with friends, i don't mind the casual stroll.
Posted on 7/19/16 at 10:41 am to Grim
So fast and awkwardly that my black friend in high school said I walk like I have a stick up my arse.
I am definitely in the 99th percentile when it comes to walking speed. Most of that is due to the fact that I'm constantly running late for shite.
I am definitely in the 99th percentile when it comes to walking speed. Most of that is due to the fact that I'm constantly running late for shite.
Posted on 7/19/16 at 10:41 am to Grim
I range walk everywhere. My wife says I should slow down but it physically bothers me to try and slow down.
Posted on 7/19/16 at 10:48 am to Grim
I walk slow. Research shows there's a direct correlation between walking speed and penis size. The faster the walk the smaller the penis. Slower walkers had much larger penises. To validate the research, ever seen a brother walk fast?
Posted on 7/19/16 at 10:49 am to Grim
Walk faster than most. Ex wife always complained about me "power walking." I blame my long legs.
Posted on 7/19/16 at 10:52 am to WhiteBear
Posted on 7/19/16 at 10:52 am to Fly1010
quote:
I blame my long legs.
Ex wife:

Posted on 7/19/16 at 11:10 am to monkeybutt
me, male tho
This post was edited on 7/19/16 at 11:11 am
Posted on 7/19/16 at 11:30 am to Grim
I am consistently the slowest walker in any given group. It frequently gets me in trouble because I never remember how to get anywhere. I just followed the group.
Posted on 7/19/16 at 11:36 am to Grim
It is my nature to walk briskly, but I remind myself to slow down, straighten up, and own the fricking room.
Walking fast makes one look like a bitch.
Walking fast makes one look like a bitch.
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