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re: Hollywood socialite flees Gwyneth Paltrow's Hamptons residence due to explosive diarrhea

Posted on 7/5/24 at 11:17 pm to
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
41228 posts
Posted on 7/5/24 at 11:17 pm to
Owlfan would love to be called a socialite
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
31957 posts
Posted on 7/6/24 at 1:01 am to
How hard is it to clean up your own shite?
Posted by ZIGG
Member since Dec 2016
11143 posts
Posted on 7/6/24 at 1:26 am to
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How do you blow out a toilet with diarrhea?


these aren't normal human beings. Gwyneth Paltrow and this 40-something year old soy boy "socialite" couldn't change a flat tire if one of their friends at that party needed it. they truly wouldn't know what to do other than to call a real man (who is always right leaning) to come and save them from that flat tire.
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
9806 posts
Posted on 7/6/24 at 6:02 am to
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He's a gay man with a husband


Well that does explain a little on the loose sphincter muscles.

I heard this story from a gay dude, not that I was interested, about one of trysts where he had a friend meet him at hotel. They headed down the Hershey Highway and one of them lost control back there and crapped everywhere all over the hotel room.
Posted by Polycarp
Texas
Member since Feb 2009
5670 posts
Posted on 7/6/24 at 7:39 am to
Well, if he’s the weiner stuffer they say he is, then his spincter is so stretched there is no pucker factor. shite literally fell out.
Posted by Thracken13
Aft Cargo Hold of Serenity
Member since Feb 2010
18149 posts
Posted on 7/6/24 at 7:51 am to
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How do you blow out a toilet with diarrhea?


I didn't see where a toilet was mentioned - only that he painted the room brown for her. maybe he was sitting on a white couch or chair
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