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Hey Arky - Question about residency.

Posted on 2/11/18 at 7:27 pm
Posted by PanhandleDawg
Navarre Beach, FL
Member since Mar 2011
5589 posts
Posted on 2/11/18 at 7:27 pm
Not that anyone would want to move there; just curious if you all answer truthfully?

ARKANSAS STATE RESIDENCY APPLICATION:



Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob (last) (_) Billy-Joe (_) Billy-Ray (_) Billy-Sue (_) Billy-Mae (_) Billy-Jack (_) Billy-Jefferson (Check appropriate box)

Age: ____ Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A

Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right

Occupation: (_)Farmer (_)Mechanic (_)Hair Dresser (_)Unemployed

Spouse's Name: __________________________

Relationship with spouse: (_) Sister (_) Brother (_) Aunt (_) Uncle (_) Cousin (_) Mother (_) Father (_) Son (_) Daughter (_) Pet

Number of children living in household: ___ Number that are yours: ___

Mother's Name: _______________________ Father's Name: _______________________ (If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)

___ Total number of vehicles you own ___ Number of vehicles that still crank ___ Number of vehicles in front yard ___ Number of vehicles in back yard ___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Firearms you own and where you keep them: ____ truck ____ bedroom ____ bathroom ____ kitchen ____ shed

Model and year of your pickup: ___________197_

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to: (_)The National Enquirer (_)The Globe (_)TV Guide (_)Soap Opera Digest

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe: (_)Weekly (_)Monthly (_)Not Applicable
Color of teeth: (_)Yellow (_)Brownish-Yellow (_)Brown (_)Black (_)N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: (_)Red-Man

How far is your home from a paved road? (_)1 mile (_)2 miles (_)don't know
Posted by tiger rag 93
KCMO
Member since Oct 2007
3193 posts
Posted on 2/11/18 at 7:28 pm to
This thread sucks
Posted by TigahJay
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2015
11403 posts
Posted on 2/11/18 at 7:29 pm to
From the Flordia panhandle and you're taking shots?



I'll allow it.
Posted by PanhandleDawg
Navarre Beach, FL
Member since Mar 2011
5589 posts
Posted on 2/11/18 at 7:40 pm to
quote:

TigahJay


quote:

From the Flordia panhandle and you're taking shots?

I'll allow it.


Exactly! When you live on the beach. I have not planned my next trip to canoe down the white river.

Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
86110 posts
Posted on 2/11/18 at 8:07 pm to
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 2/11/18 at 8:12 pm to
quote:

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: (_)Red-Man


Dude, it's Red Seal. 25% more in every can.
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
30767 posts
Posted on 2/11/18 at 8:14 pm to
quote:

FL


Seriously??? Ur rednecks are 100x worse than even the biggest inbred arkies.

Posted by PanhandleDawg
Navarre Beach, FL
Member since Mar 2011
5589 posts
Posted on 2/11/18 at 8:29 pm to
quote:

Seriously??? Ur rednecks are 100x worse than even the biggest inbred arkies.


Ok. WE'll take your word for it. I think your state wins, hands down.

Mizzou Rednecks lead the US.
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