Has this ever happened to you?

Sorry your date was ruined.

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On the way there, he got the walking farts in middle of the conversation and ripped several of them without even acknowledging it. I kind of felt sorry for him but couldn’t help but to laugh a little bit

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Felt sorry for him? WTF? You should pray to whatever god you pray to that you’ll be lucky enough to live long enough on this planet to reach an age where you can fart in front of anyone like a boss and give zero fricks while doing it.

You know he followed you just for the purpose of farting.

I crop dusted my wife and daughter Super Bowl Sunday. Does that count.

I did this myself back when I was about 11 years old while my friend was over back in the early 90's.

I was talking at the table, farted a monster: Shaking the house kind of fart (the quakes). Friend starts dying laughing; Moms goes crazy and while she is blabbering i let another Godzilla sized fart out and let it run a few seconds; she gets even more pissed, raises her voice, and I let out my 3rd King Kong, universe quantum quaking time traveling fart that carried for over 3-5 seconds. My friend was laughing so hard he was crying. I got my arse torn up worse than i have ever had in my life.

I am still proud till this day.

Sounds like a power move to me.

My former boss was founder and Corporate CEO of a large machinery manufacturing company. We were supplying equipment to China for the construction of the Three Gorges Dam. Thirty four Chinese engineers came to the home office in Oklahoma City for among other things, a lecture from him.

My boss loathed the Chinese and the fact that they showed up a day late didn't make matters better. He was a crude but brilliant man and rather unlikeable to most. On the day they arrived he kept them waiting for 3 hours in the conference room until almost noon. When he arrived he strutted up to the podium, lifted his leg high into the air and cracked the loudest fart I've ever heard... fanning it with his huge hand toward those sitting. The Chinese were stunned, but he crowned his arrival by hollering "Whoever brought these people here ... take the bunch of them to the Chinese Restaurant over on Reno. That's all I have to say. Have a nice day".

Another thread bout farts? You need to seek help ya weirdo.

No but I laid on the hydro bed after my workout and my balls were sagging below my leg and got dribbled by the jets. That shite hurt.

What happened when you guys back to your apartment? You left that part out.