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re: H is for Hawaiian Punch

Posted on 7/12/24 at 12:01 am to
Posted by One72
Member since Jul 2022
1047 posts
Posted on 7/12/24 at 12:01 am to
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Summer of Hope
someone don’t catch deez hands.
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9666 posts
Posted on 7/12/24 at 12:24 am to
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haven’t had Hawaiian punch since 1975 after getting violently ill from drinking a gallon of jungle juice made with Hawaiian punch.



Similar story ...
Got drunk on Jungle Juice at a big party for Halloween. I ran the Hammond Oaks 10K the next morning. Did alright until I "sprinted" (sprinted is in quotations because you really couldn't call it a sprint) the towards the finish line. I finished the race, but promptly started puking my guts up. My friends got to a curb in Hammond Square Mall and sat me down. I guess I was severely dehydrated because I couldn't stand up. I could barely sit up. A race/medical tent person came over to make sure I wasn't going to die on them and tried to get me to drink a Gatorade. A red Gatorade. I took a sip and hurled it back up.

I was off of anything red for years.
This post was edited on 7/12/24 at 12:25 am
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9666 posts
Posted on 7/12/24 at 12:47 am to
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worked in a trauma center where every December several of us would pick a date from the next years calendar guessing when someone would stab their brother fighting over the last piece of fried chicken.
I won once, closest to the date




My brother worked the ER while at Charity. He tells a story of two brothers who went fishing (and drinking). The got home and were cleaning the fish (while undoubtedly continuing to drink). They got into an argument over who caught the biggest speck that day. One brother finally settled the dispute (probably just for that day) by stabbing his brother just below his sternum with a fillet knife. He only stabbed him once, but must have driven the blade to the hilt, because my brother said he had a small exit wound on his back where the blade went through. My brother's punchline was "You've pissed me off on many occasions, but I've never felt I had to stab you." The patient lived to drink and fish anther day.
Posted by Lou
Modesto, CA
Member since Aug 2005
8440 posts
Posted on 7/12/24 at 1:05 am to
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I came here to post that exact statement. I loved that purple drank when I was a kid.
I remember as a kid stopping at Hays Grocery in Sibley to get a hot link, some funyuns, and a Delaware Punch. Also remember playing Pac-Man there when it first came out. Anyway, back to Hawaiian Punch >

Posted by Run up middle
DeRidder
Member since Oct 2012
1450 posts
Posted on 7/12/24 at 6:26 am to
Arien Brotherhood bond not as strong as it used to be
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