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Got a call from foreign Kevin Mason from Treasury about "issues"
Posted on 8/5/16 at 1:17 pm
Posted on 8/5/16 at 1:17 pm
He sounds Indian and said I have outstanding issues and if I didn't call back I would be called before a Magistrate and suffer heavy penalties. He said he wanted me to "help us to help you".
What is the going rate for this? Does he work with Bridget from Card Services?
What is the going rate for this? Does he work with Bridget from Card Services?
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Posted on 8/5/16 at 1:19 pm to fatboydave
Don't worry about it. I'll loan you some of my millions that I am inheriting from my long lost Nigerian relatives....as soon as they deposit it in my account.
Posted on 8/5/16 at 1:19 pm to fatboydave
Quick! Call him back right away and give him your bank account information.
Posted on 8/5/16 at 1:21 pm to fatboydave
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He sounds Indian and said I have outstanding issues and if I didn't call back I would be called before a Magistrate and suffer heavy penalties. He said he wanted me to "help us to help you".
Just got that call too. Voicemail picked up so I didn't catch the beginning. It sounds soooooooo official.
Posted on 8/5/16 at 1:24 pm to GeauxColonels
tried calling him back on a fake magic jack acct and it says you have two thousand and then it disconnects. C'mon Kevin....get your shite together man
Posted on 8/5/16 at 1:27 pm to fatboydave
I got an email today that started out like this...
"On behalf of the board and management of International Monetary Committees (IMC). London UK, I Christine Lagarde, the Operations Manager wishes to inform you that your boxes tagged diplomatic luggage 122 with Ref: No 1226/X42/206 which was deposited in our vault for safe keeping is due for Immediate collection. Be informed that we have concluded all arrangements to deliver your consignment at your door-step through diplomatic means."
With any luck, you'll get the same offer. Then you can agree to sign over the entire shipment to Mr. Kevin Mason for only a small transfer fee.
"On behalf of the board and management of International Monetary Committees (IMC). London UK, I Christine Lagarde, the Operations Manager wishes to inform you that your boxes tagged diplomatic luggage 122 with Ref: No 1226/X42/206 which was deposited in our vault for safe keeping is due for Immediate collection. Be informed that we have concluded all arrangements to deliver your consignment at your door-step through diplomatic means."
With any luck, you'll get the same offer. Then you can agree to sign over the entire shipment to Mr. Kevin Mason for only a small transfer fee.
Posted on 8/5/16 at 1:39 pm to fatboydave
I usually tell those folks I hope their kids get cancer, and they have to watch them die a slow, painful death.
The deafening moment of silence before they hang up is totally worth it.
The deafening moment of silence before they hang up is totally worth it.
This post was edited on 8/5/16 at 1:40 pm
Posted on 8/5/16 at 2:09 pm to fatboydave
Next time he calls, offer to hook him up with your war veteran friend who found Sadam's fortune. Tell him for 2500.00 you'll see to it that he gets his fair share for helping you bring the gold and rubies to the US.
Posted on 8/5/16 at 2:12 pm to boosiebadazz
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I usually tell those folks I hope their kids get cancer, and they have to watch them die a slow, painful death.
The deafening moment of silence before they hang up is totally worth it.
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