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re: Funniest pick up lines
Posted on 3/10/16 at 9:44 pm to dlambe5
Posted on 3/10/16 at 9:44 pm to dlambe5
Georgey porgey, puddin' and pie,
Jerked off in his girlfriend eye.
And when that eye was dried and shut,
Georgey fricked that one-eyed slut.
Little Boy Blew
Hey! He needed the money.
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider,
Who sat down beside her,
And said, "Hey! What's in the bowl, bitch!"
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I fricked your mother in the arse
And she had you
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Posted on 3/10/16 at 10:03 pm to semotruman
Is your father still in prison for stealing the twinkle out of the stars and putting it in your eyes?
How's that for complementing your eyes? ??
How's that for complementing your eyes? ??
This post was edited on 3/10/16 at 10:04 pm
Posted on 3/10/16 at 10:21 pm to Mr Mom
"Excuse me, do you like dragons?
"Yes"
"Good, because later tonight I'm gonna be draggon these nuts across your face"
"Yes"
"Good, because later tonight I'm gonna be draggon these nuts across your face"
Posted on 3/10/16 at 10:25 pm to PocketAces
nvm
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This post was edited on 3/10/16 at 10:46 pm
Posted on 3/10/16 at 10:39 pm to retired trucker
If I was a giraffe, I would slap my neck on 1000 other giraffes to establish dominance over the herd just so I could talk to you.
Posted on 3/10/16 at 10:45 pm to GalvestonTiger12
Excuse me miss, may I have this dance?
Posted on 3/10/16 at 10:46 pm to retired trucker
"I'm just gonna call you little toe"
"Why?"
"Cause I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house"
"I'm no weatherman but you can expect 8 inches tonight"
"You are so fricking stingy!"
"Why?"
"You get to have that body for the rest of your life, and I just want to use it for tonight"
"Why?"
"Cause I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house"
"I'm no weatherman but you can expect 8 inches tonight"
"You are so fricking stingy!"
"Why?"
"You get to have that body for the rest of your life, and I just want to use it for tonight"
Posted on 3/10/16 at 10:53 pm to upgrayedd
quote:No dumbass. It's:
"Are you into rape?"
"No"
"That's what I like to hear"
"Do you wanna play the rape game?"
"Hell no."
"That's the spirit!"
Posted on 3/10/16 at 10:57 pm to HogBalls
Who bangs their little toe?
Posted on 3/10/16 at 10:58 pm to Salamander_Wilson
This used to work back in college.
"You see that guy over there?"
*friend waves*
'yeah'
"He wants to know if you think I'm cute."
"You see that guy over there?"
*friend waves*
'yeah'
"He wants to know if you think I'm cute."
Posted on 3/10/16 at 11:01 pm to PocketAces
quote:
walk up to a girl in the gym and say
you: "so you're in into fitness?"
her: "uhhhh..yea"
You: well how about fitness dick in your mouth?"( while grabbing your crotch
Posted on 3/10/16 at 11:37 pm to GalvestonTiger12
"Does this towel smell like chloroform to you?"
"Nice shoes. Wanna frick?"
"Nice shoes. Wanna frick?"
Posted on 3/11/16 at 12:30 am to GalvestonTiger12
The one I used when I was seriously high back in the day: "If you want to see a volcano, come to my place for my eruption" The slap across my face was almost instant.
Or the other bad one "With a face like that, you must be a carry out from Pizza Hut" (said to a gal with bad acne)
Or the other bad one "With a face like that, you must be a carry out from Pizza Hut" (said to a gal with bad acne)
Posted on 3/11/16 at 3:14 am to GalvestonTiger12
Hi! What's your name?
Posted on 3/11/16 at 3:33 am to JazzyJeff
So you're in nursing? frick! I was hoping you were a stripper.
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